Berticus Quotes

“Parents can be embarrassing to their kids, but this was borderline child abuse.”
― Brian Silbert, Berticus: How I Survived School! and Bullies! and Farley Finnigan!

“I guess when you see someone everyday, you don't notice changes until they add up to big ones.”
― Brian Silbert, Berticus: How I Survived School! and Bullies! and Farley Finnigan!

“Turns out the internet doesn't have all the answers - at least not the right ones." - Berticus”
― Brian Silbert, Berticus: How I Survived School! and Bullies! and Farley Finnigan!

“I guess when you see someone everyday, you don't notice changes until they add up to big ones." - Berticus”
― Brian Silbert, Berticus: How I Survived School! and Bullies! and Farley Finnigan!

“My mom always told me when you're given lemons, make lemonade. But I didn't know how a sour yellow fruit was going to make me feel better in this situation. - Berticus”
― Brian Silbert, Berticus: How I Survived School! and Bullies! and Farley Finnigan!

“I wasn’t usually the bragging type, but lunch was one of my better subjects in school. In fact, I was a Straight A lunch student.”
― Brian Silbert, Berticus: How I Survived School! and Bullies! and Farley Finnigan!

“I think if I were an ant construction worker, I’d want to be in charge. I would kind of want to be the foreman who sat around the ant construction site telling everyone what to do. “Keep up the good work” I would shout to my ant brothers as I chomped a granule of sugar. “Stop slacking off, Bernie! We have a schedule to keep. Hundreds of ants are supposed to move into this anthill by the end of the day, so let’s pick up the pace” I then promised myself I’d never kick over and anthill again. Ants worked hard, and it wasn’t fair when a giant like me knocked down their entire civilization with one sweep of my foot. That was bully stuff”
― Brian Silbert, Berticus: How I Survived School! and Bullies! and Farley Finnigan!