The War of the Noobs Quotes

“I was clueless, so he continued.  “Remember the donut?” “That cat you were so fascinated with?” I asked. “Shut up about the damn cat!  Matt is going to be upset,” growled Shart.  “Who’s Matt?” I asked. “Probably an or something,” replied Badgelor. “He sounds amazing and very good looking,” I stated. “And not very litigious, one would hope,” replied Badgelor. “Yeah,”
― Ryan Rimmel, The War of the Noobs

“The Return of the King (of Badgers)”
― Ryan Rimmel, The War of the Noobs

“● One Punch: You have applied an unstoppable force to an unmoving object. Checking, unstoppable force is more unstoppable than the immovable object is immovable. Seriously?”
― Ryan Rimmel, The War of the Noobs