The Dead Husband Cookbook Quotes

“When you no longer need your parents, you treat them the way they treated you when you were little.”
― Danielle Valentine, The Dead Husband Cookbook

“Murder, cannibalism, meatballs made of people.”
― Danielle Valentine, The Dead Husband Cookbook

“If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans.”
― Danielle Valentine, The Dead Husband Cookbook

“Maybe it sounds like an overreaction to kill a man because of a few recipes.”
― Danielle Valentine, The Dead Husband Cookbook

“You keep my secrets and I’ll keep yours.”
― Danielle Valentine, The Dead Husband Cookbook

“I’ve always said recipes are like family. Even the best ones are hiding something.”
― Danielle Valentine, The Dead Husband Cookbook

“Over the years, I’d become an expert at knowing his mood the second I walked into any room he was in. I could smell it in the air, like too-strong cologne. What a strange and horrifying gift, to infect everyone around you with your emotions.”
― Danielle Valentine, The Dead Husband Cookbook

“was reminded of the iconic dramatic masks: smiling Thalia, the muse of comedy, and sobbing Melpomene, the muse of tragedy.”
― Danielle Valentine, The Dead Husband Cookbook

“But love could make fools of us all.”
― Danielle Valentine, The Dead Husband Cookbook

“I’ve spent most of my marriage plotting my husband’s death.”
― Danielle Valentine, The Dead Husband Cookbook

“The moment I saw you, I knew you were going to be last woman I would ever be with. I wasn’t ready for that yet.”
― Danielle Valentine, The Dead Husband Cookbook