All by My Elf Quotes

“I mean, if they didn’t love you, they probably wouldn’t flash their boobs at you quite so much.”
― Olivia Dade, All by My Elf

“The man had her pegged. Unfortunately”
― Olivia Dade, All by My Elf

“At the end of her marriage, she couldn’t even have imagined being so seen and desired. Especially not by a man like William Dern. The mere thought would’ve felt like delusion, like sheer wish fulfillment, rather than any reflection of reality as she understood it.”
― Olivia Dade, All by My Elf

“As she’d discovered upon moving to Virginia for college, people in this area of the country treated snowfall with a bizarre mixture of nonchalance”
― Olivia Dade, All by My Elf

“Even as a committed introvert, I took a monthlong job that requires daily crowd control and extensive socializing, all whilst riding aboard an enormous traveling penis, just to be near you.”
― Olivia Dade, All by My Elf

“The man had her pegged. Unfortunately, not in the way she would have preferred.”
― Olivia Dade, All by My Elf

“alma”
― Olivia Dade, All by My Elf

“I’m beginning to think I’ll want you always,”
― Olivia Dade, All by My Elf

“genuine. “According to Claudia, even if I’d followed you around all day with a sign reading ‘Please accept my deep and abiding nerd-love, Nina,’ I couldn’t have been any more obvious about my feelings.”
― Olivia Dade, All by My Elf

“because I once overheard you telling her you found beards hot. I gave up my favorite desk to Sukeerth in exchange for the cubicle next to yours.”
― Olivia Dade, All by My Elf

“How can you not know, Nina? Claudia says I’ve been making heart-eyes at you since the day you walked into the cubicle farm at the library.”
― Olivia Dade, All by My Elf

“Sometimes when a car zips past us on the open road, you look at it with this indescribable expression of heartfelt longing and teeth-gnashing envy. It’s simultaneously adorable and hilarious.”
― Olivia Dade, All by My Elf

“As you’ve said before, you’re afraid if you go too fast, our phyllo penis will fly off and impale another car.”
― Olivia Dade, All by My Elf