Very Nice Funerals Quotes

“First rule of lockpicking: See if it’s open.”
― Jennifer Crusie, Very Nice Funerals

“Except you’re just taking up space and wasting air if you don’t have any dreams, anything to work for.”
― Jennifer Crusie, Very Nice Funerals

“My life was just full of shit at the moment, and I knew the superior entity looking over me was enthralled.”
― Jennifer Crusie, Very Nice Funerals

“kintsugi,”
― Jennifer Crusie, Very Nice Funerals

“That's what I've turned into; grateful that a serial killer was active, and possibly stalking me, so my lover wouldn't leave. Rocky Start had thoroughly warped me.”
― Jennifer Crusie, Very Nice Funerals

“Except you're just taking up space and wasting air if you don't have any dreams, anything to work for. For yourself. You can't define yourself by other people, Rose. And right now, you're empty.”
― Jennifer Crusie, Very Nice Funerals

“It's just hair, after all. You cut it when it interferes with aiming your weapon.”
― Jennifer Crusie, Very Nice Funerals

“This was Rocky Start, where the weird had to be evaluated on a case-by-case basis.”
― Jennifer Crusie, Very Nice Funerals