X's and O's Quotes

“Ididn’t know you could fall in love with someone in the space it took for them to pitch a rolling pin at your head. But here I was, utterly and completely in love with a woman who wouldn’t stop throwing things at me.”
― Elle Thorpe, X's and O's

“You call it stalking, I call it courting.”
― Elle Thorpe, X's and O's

“She’s throwing knives at you because you just killed a man in cold blood right in front of her, but sure. I’ll put on a tux and be your best man. We’ll have the ceremony next week on the island of Delulu.” I grinned at him. “That’s the spirit.”
― Elle Thorpe, X's and O's

“I would kill to make Omelet my lover.”
― Elle Thorpe, X's and O's

“Your knife pose is really coming along nicely,” I said sarcastically. He brought his hands together and bowed his head. “Namastab.”
― Elle Thorpe, X's and O's

“Nobody offered to help me though. And wasn’t that just the story of a fat girl’s life? People were always happy to stare. But most of them didn’t really see me as human. I was just something to gawk at. Someone to make fun of. If I’d been a tiny little thing, would someone have stopped and asked if I was okay or if I needed help? I already knew the answer. But because I was big and tall, nobody thought I might be in danger.”
― Elle Thorpe, X's and O's

“He means you, Whip. You’re messy when you’re triggered.” I gave X a wry stare. “Really? I’m the one who’s messy? Mister I Got So Stab Happy I Didn’t Notice a Whole Grown-Ass Woman Was Watching.” He glared at me. “Don’t talk about my woman’s ass unless you’re talking about her donkey.”
― Elle Thorpe, X's and O's

“So I know what name to write on our marriage certificate.”
― Elle Thorpe, X's and O's

“I knew he was a good man who’d gotten caught up in bad things. I knew he loved art and he read books”
― Elle Thorpe, X's and O's

“A masked man glowered back at me; the rest of his face covered in a skeleton mask. The title and author, Arran’s Obsession by Jolie Vines, covered his chest in hot-pink letters.”
― Elle Thorpe, X's and O's

“She’s throwing knives at you because you just killed a man in cold blood right in front of her, but sure. I’ll put on a tux and be your best man. We’ll have the ceremony next week on the island of Delulu.”
― Elle Thorpe, X's and O's

“Why is this my life? Why? I could be sunning myself on a beach in Florida right now. But no. I’m here with Pukey the Ice Cream Man, with some random guy’s precum all over my hands.”
― Elle Thorpe, X's and O's

“Barely registered there was anyone else in the room. The rage inside me was too big to be controlled. It had been stomped down for years, and now it was free.”
― Elle Thorpe, X's and O's