A Royal Mile Quotes

“I don’t understand.” My boyfriend shook his head. “Your father liked me before.”
My sister snorted and offered way too loudly, “Well, that was before he knew you were boffing his daughter.”
“Jan!” I protested.
She cocked her head in mock innocence. “No? boinking? Banging?”
“Stop!”
“Plowing? Violat—” Mum clamped a hand over her youngest daughter’s mouth.
“Thank you.” Sebastian nodded gratefully at Mum. “A gentleman never plows.”
Aunt Joss and Beth burst into laughter.”
― Samantha Young, A Royal Mile

“I’m so in love with you, I cannot imagine my life without you. I don’t want to.”
― Samantha Young, A Royal Mile

“You do know my sister is the greatest person who ever lived and that I’m like a sneaky elven watchdog who can curse your dick to fall off if you hurt her.”
Trying desperately not to laugh, I nodded. “I do now.”
“Good.”
― Samantha Young, A Royal Mile

“I could cry at the absurdity of my current situation.
I’d met my unicorn.
The guy who made me feel comfortable I could talk to him about anything.
And yet whom I was so attracted to, I felt like every fiber of my being came alive in a way it never had until him.
A bloody unicorn.
Yet he didn’t feel the same way.”
― Samantha Young, A Royal Mile

“It’s better to get hurt trying than to ache with regret because you didn’t.”
― Samantha Young, A Royal Mile

“Are you incapable of concentrating?”
“I am very capable of concentrating.” He opened the notes app on his tablet. “I’m going to prove it by staring at your mouth for this entire session as you talk.”
― Samantha Young, A Royal Mile

“Are you going to make everything sound dirty?”
Sebastian grinned like he was surprised by my response. “It only sounds dirty if you’re receptive to it sounding dirty.”
― Samantha Young, A Royal Mile