Tart Quotes

“With some restaurants you need to wait for the right person or the right occasion. I still haven't gone to St JOHN because I'm waiting for Anthony Bourdain to come back from the dead, take me by the wrist and march me in there for four hours of carnal feasting, seven bottles of wine, a couple of lines of crushed aspirin and then a great big fuck for the final course.”
― Slutty Cheff, Tart: Misadventures of an Anonymous Chef

“My head is not filled with fantasies of chefs”
― Slutty Cheff, Tart: Misadventures of an Anonymous Chef

“He disregards my pleasure at all times. He cums and I don’t. “You know women are supposed to cum too?” I say. My chest hurts and a lump arises in my throat. This man has never prioritized anything or anyone above his own pleasure.”
― Slutty Cheff, Tart: Misadventures of an Anonymous Chef

“I was having an excellent time”
― Slutty Cheff, Tart: Misadventures of an Anonymous Chef

“Some say cooking in a professional kitchen is damaging to your mental health due to the lack of sleep and the stress”
― Slutty Cheff, Tart: Misadventures of an Anonymous Chef

“While my dad is my best friend and therapist”
― Slutty Cheff, Tart: Misadventures of an Anonymous Chef

“The job consists of short-term thrills and long-term treachery with so many hours of laborious work, but once you fall in love with it, you're fucked. You think only of the magic.”
― Slutty Cheff, Tart: Misadventures of an Anonymous Chef