The Passion Parameter Quotes

“I can't start calling you 'incredible ass' in front of people, right?”
― Ana D'Arcy, The Passion Parameter

“Warn me next time you get a haircut. I wasn't ready, and it almost got me pregnant.”
― Ana D'Arcy, The Passion Parameter

“Alright, time to be a good little raccoon and eat everything.”
― Ana D'Arcy, The Passion Parameter

“Fuck the date. We can spend the evening in my room right here. I'll be his dinner.”
― Ana D'Arcy, The Passion Parameter

“I want this man's babies. Ten of them. Right the fuck now.”
― Ana D'Arcy, The Passion Parameter

“I'm about to meet Lex's father, and as I did for the rest of his family, I'm not wearing underwear.”
― Ana D'Arcy, The Passion Parameter

“Speaking of your mouth, you owe me a free... sloppy toppy, was it?”
― Ana D'Arcy, The Passion Parameter

“Is he about to show me some kind of red room of pain and tell me he wants to whip my ass raw and ride me with a saddle like a pony while I'm gag balled?”
― Ana D'Arcy, The Passion Parameter

“That's what you get for giving me seventeen orgasms, Alexander.”
― Ana D'Arcy, The Passion Parameter

“Shit, Kate was right...I'm so getting fucked into oblivion tonight.”
― Ana D'Arcy, The Passion Parameter

“I'm used to you giving me blue balls, Andrea, so it's nothing I can't handle.”
― Ana D'Arcy, The Passion Parameter

“For him, I can stop being a food-obsessed sloth and lose a few pounds, get my boobs done, learn how to do my makeup to look better … Whatever he’ll need, I can do it.”
― Ana D'Arcy, The Passion Parameter