Everyone Is Lying to You Quotes

“You’re going to suffer…but be very happy.’ That’s how I feel about having kids sometimes.”
― Jo Piazza, Everyone Is Lying to You

“He hates what I hate and that’s a real turn-on for me.”
― Jo Piazza, Everyone Is Lying to You

“In college we learned from an Austrian hallmate that there was a German word for someone you immediately want to slap when you start talking to them—Backpfeifengesicht.”
― Jo Piazza, Everyone Is Lying to You

“A man is never the plan,”
― Jo Piazza, Everyone Is Lying to You

“a group of crows is called a murder. A group of ravens is called an unkindness. Both are fitting”
― Jo Piazza, Everyone Is Lying to You

“We’ll keep you in the book-writing business as long as you want. The prairie is filled with secrets.”
― Jo Piazza, Everyone Is Lying to You

“A man is never the plan,” she’d told me the first time we met. “You are the plan.”
― Jo Piazza, Everyone Is Lying to You

“Great things rarely come from sitting in comfort zones!”
― Jo Piazza, Everyone Is Lying to You

“I’m made for more and so are all of you. That’s what we are here to discuss tonight. What are you made for?”
― Jo Piazza, Everyone Is Lying to You

“They’re all pushing this arcadian fantasy of homemaking and living off the land, the anti-girlbosses, when they’re all building capitalist empires.”
― Jo Piazza, Everyone Is Lying to You

“Whisked Away.”
― Jo Piazza, Everyone Is Lying to You

“My vagina is the size of the Grand Canyon.”
― Jo Piazza, Everyone Is Lying to You

“Too many things are hidden and secret in our lives. I want to change that. I want something better for my kids, especially the girls.”
― Jo Piazza, Everyone Is Lying to You

“group of crows is called a murder. A group of ravens is called an unkindness. Both are fitting here.”
― Jo Piazza, Everyone Is Lying to You

“Everyone is lying to you about something.”
― Jo Piazza, Everyone Is Lying to You

“at the end of the day he knows where his bread is buttered right now.”
― Jo Piazza, Everyone Is Lying to You

“just sometimes get sucked down the rabbit hole and then I feel all the feelings.”
― Jo Piazza, Everyone Is Lying to You

“Back in college we all used to call her Slutty Bex, not Skanky Betsy. And it was a nickname she fully embraced.”
― Jo Piazza, Everyone Is Lying to You

“absolutely nothing in the news is funny anymore unless you’re a sociopath.”
― Jo Piazza, Everyone Is Lying to You

“A man can work from sun to sun”
― Jo Piazza, Everyone Is Lying to You

“We were inseparable back then”
― Jo Piazza, Everyone Is Lying to You

“Six is a fuck ton of children.”
― Jo Piazza, Everyone Is Lying to You

“Holy Shit,” the Hen influencer finally clucks about an hour into our captivity.”
― Jo Piazza, Everyone Is Lying to You