Everyone Is Lying to You Quotes

“You’re going to suffer…but be very happy.’ That’s how I feel about having kids sometimes.”
― Jo Piazza, Everyone Is Lying to You

“He hates what I hate and that’s a real turn-on for me.”
― Jo Piazza, Everyone Is Lying to You

“In college we learned from an Austrian hallmate that there was a German word for someone you immediately want to slap when you start talking to them—Backpfeifengesicht.”
― Jo Piazza, Everyone Is Lying to You

“We were inseparable back then”
― Jo Piazza, Everyone Is Lying to You

“Six is a fuck ton of children.”
― Jo Piazza, Everyone Is Lying to You

“Holy Shit,” the Hen influencer finally clucks about an hour into our captivity.”
― Jo Piazza, Everyone Is Lying to You