10,000 Hours With A Rich Menace Quotes

“I nearly passed out when Menace slid from underneath the bed with a cigarette tucked between his lips. “MAVERICK!” I screamed. “What up, Boo?”
― Jahquel J., 10,000 Hours With A Rich Menace

“You the only person I want licking my face, Wonder. It’s me and you forever, and then even after that we still rocking… come get me from hell.”
― Jahquel J., 10,000 Hours With A Rich Menace

“I’m not a man of a million words, but for you Wonder, I got two million. I love you so much that at night I think of how I’m gonna beat the shit out of the landscaper for the one time he winked at you three weeks ago. He had blue on that day, and you were wea⁠—”
― Jahquel J., 10,000 Hours With A Rich Menace

“Nigga, you just said fuck my marriage?” “What?” the other man nearly hollered. “Mens, I ain’t never say no shit like that. I’m happy for you and Mrs. C. That shit is beautiful.” “Our marriage or her?” he questioned. “Fuck… Mens is this a fucking trick question?” He leaned back. “Depends … answer it wrong and I got a trick for yo’ ass.” “The marriage?” “Answer it like we playing jeopardy.” “What is the marriage?” “Ding ding… you good for now.”
― Jahquel J., 10,000 Hours With A Rich Menace

“She was mad at me getting her arrested like every nigga didn’t send they girl to prison because he loved her.”
― Jahquel J., 10,000 Hours With A Rich Menace

“Oh, God…” she moaned out. “Not God… baby, this all me.”
― Jahquel J., 10,000 Hours With A Rich Menace

“Wanda, why the fuck are you strong arming the damn toothpaste like this? You got eight set of teeth up in that mouth? I would know, my dick been in there… I ain’t feel extra sets of teeth where you would need to use this damn much and squeeze the shit like this.”
― Jahquel J., 10,000 Hours With A Rich Menace

“He’s not rubbing his hands like Birdman.”
― Jahquel J., 10,000 Hours With A Rich Menace

“She waved at me with a nervous smile. “Mens, the fuck you doing?” Corleon whispered as I left the altar and went up the steps to get my baby. “Hi Mitchell,” she whispered. “Hi Wanda,” I whispered back, as I held my hand out, and her perfect hand slid right into mine, as she took one step at a time. “You look beautiful, Baby.”
― Jahquel J., 10,000 Hours With A Rich Menace

“Stevie was sent to kill me, and I was starting to think this shit was a scheme cooked up by Todd.”
― Jahquel J., 10,000 Hours With A Rich Menace

“Not God… baby, this all me.”
― Jahquel J., 10,000 Hours With A Rich Menace

“I watched as his forearm flex with each shift of the stick.”
― Jahquel J., 10,000 Hours With A Rich Menace

“It was a fucking honor for a woman to want to give a man anything.”
― Jahquel J., 10,000 Hours With A Rich Menace

“It was like when you were in the middle of prayer and then your intrusive thoughts entered, and left you questioning why the hell you just screamed fuck God in your head?”
― Jahquel J., 10,000 Hours With A Rich Menace

“For my baby I would wear a potatoes sack if she wanted me to.”
― Jahquel J., 10,000 Hours With A Rich Menace

“I was a conflicted nigga because I wanted the world to see how beautiful my wife was, at the same time I wanted to end whoever even thought she was.”
― Jahquel J., 10,000 Hours With A Rich Menace

“Whenever Stevie was around, I heard the song “As” by Stevie Wonder. It was her personal soundtrack whenever she entered a room or spoke to me. She made me feel as good as the song.”
― Jahquel J., 10,000 Hours With A Rich Menace

“He found the person responsible, and she was fine as shit… fucking beautiful, a motor mouth though, but beautiful… she’s beautiful, right?” “Yeah, she’s real beautiful,” they all said in unison. I pulled my gun out. “I’ll shoot all your faces off for calling my fucking wife beautiful!” They all stared at me confused as if I hadn’t just asked them.”
― Jahquel J., 10,000 Hours With A Rich Menace

“This man took me on a first date to meet his dead parents in a mausoleum.”
― Jahquel J., 10,000 Hours With A Rich Menace

“the word wifey irritated me in more ways than one. It was a word made so men could validate women wanting to be wives without actually committing and using the actual word wife. There were so many people walking around calling their girlfriend wifey because it sounded good and made her feel better.”
― Jahquel J., 10,000 Hours With A Rich Menace

“The fuck I need to be nervous for… those niggas breathe the same as I do.”
― Jahquel J., 10,000 Hours With A Rich Menace

“Every time I saw the nigga; I wanted to scream “Where them dogs at?”
― Jahquel J., 10,000 Hours With A Rich Menace

“Her sneaky sleepy pussy put my ass out, so when I woke up this morning and she had her dear John letter on my damn nightstand, I tore this damn room up before calling Duke, who happened to be sleep in the truck outside of her apartment she shared with Skyler.”
― Jahquel J., 10,000 Hours With A Rich Menace

“You took me to a fucking cemetery for a date? Maybe you should have let Jeffie or Greene plan something because what is this?”
― Jahquel J., 10,000 Hours With A Rich Menace

“Do I amuse you, Mitchell? Am I a fucking… God… give me a second.” I held my hand up and rested my hands on my knees because I felt the vomit tickle the back of my throat.”
― Jahquel J., 10,000 Hours With A Rich Menace

“Shit, I was trying to understand her, as I continued to pick shorty’s wig.”
― Jahquel J., 10,000 Hours With A Rich Menace

“It’s still stealing, Cleo!” I barked. “Cleo?” she asked. “Yeah, you and your Set It Off crew thought you were hitting a lick.”
― Jahquel J., 10,000 Hours With A Rich Menace

“Cause you took me on our first date to meet your dead parents. I mean, I get it… I would love to schedule some time for you to meet my mom, but she’s fucking dead and in the ground.” “You wanna meet them or not?”
― Jahquel J., 10,000 Hours With A Rich Menace

“I told you I was taking you on a date.” “To a fucking cemetery?”
― Jahquel J., 10,000 Hours With A Rich Menace

“We’ll fix that shit when she bring her ass home.” Corleon looked at me. “She not going to come home after you got her locked up, Nutty. How you gonna be mad because she left you where you had her fucked up at?”
― Jahquel J., 10,000 Hours With A Rich Menace