I’ll Be Alone For Christmas Quotes

“My forty-ounce Stanley is a bat, and his head is a baseball. I wind up and swing at that fucker as hard as I can.”
― Kristin Mulligan, I’ll Be Alone For Christmas

“People tend to be overly friendly at Trader Joe’s, and today, I’m in no mood for pleasant chitchat.”
― Kristin Mulligan, I’ll Be Alone For Christmas

“All my teacher friends had their winter breaks planned out well before the school year even began. We relish those two weeks of solitude away from our classroom, so it made sense no one was able to go on a last-minute whim.”
― Kristin Mulligan, I’ll Be Alone For Christmas

“Wow, it’s getting cold. I was prepared for the fifty-degree weather, but the wind chill is killing me.”
― Kristin Mulligan, I’ll Be Alone For Christmas

“I love you. Text me all week. It won’t bother me.”
― Kristin Mulligan, I’ll Be Alone For Christmas

“Oh, let me take this off,” she says, like we’re out for lunch and it suddenly got too hot and she needed to remove her jacket.”
― Kristin Mulligan, I’ll Be Alone For Christmas

“I disconnect the call and step out of my car, then slip my wireless earbuds in to deter conversation. Why is it so frowned upon for a woman to travel alone? As if I can’t take care of myself? There’s this strange stigma I never even realized existed, as if the world is a minefield just waiting to ensnare me. Why is it assumed that women traveling solo are in constant danger?”
― Kristin Mulligan, I’ll Be Alone For Christmas

“The only thing I can do now is read on my Kindle to kill time. Until someone comes…”
― Kristin Mulligan, I’ll Be Alone For Christmas

“I mean my long-term boyfriend of two years decided he wanted to ring in 2025 as a single man instead of ringing me in as his fiancée.”
― Kristin Mulligan, I’ll Be Alone For Christmas