Suck Mommy’s Piss Flaps Quotes

“This world wasn’t designed for women. It’s written and constructed around men.  Men who think they own everything and everyone.  That is, until I pull the Uno Reverse card on them. And no, I don’t hate men. I just hate the wrong men. I just wish they would just let women fucking breathe. I wish they would just let women fucking live.”
― Layla Moon, Suck Mommy’s Piss Flaps: An Erotic Killer Story… Or Something

“You like this, don’t you, pretty pet?” I whisper, and he nods slightly—shamefully. “Be a good boy for Mommy, then. Don’t move,” I command. He swallows, and to my surprise, he stays put… with his head down.”
― Layla Moon, Suck Mommy’s Piss Flaps: An Erotic Killer Story… Or Something

“Their bones, teeth, and even dicks in jars and eyeballs alike are perfect for my death room.”
― Layla Moon, Suck Mommy’s Piss Flaps: An Erotic Killer Story… Or Something

“Side note: people don’t smell like roast chicken when they’re burning. ”
― Layla Moon, Suck Mommy’s Piss Flaps: An Erotic Killer Story… Or Something

“What he didn’t know, was that I added cyanide to his.  I like it when they bubble at the mouth for me.”
― Layla Moon, Suck Mommy’s Piss Flaps: An Erotic Killer Story… Or Something

“Come on, pig! Suck Mommy’s piss flaps. Suck Mommy’s bleeding flaps.”
― Layla Moon, Suck Mommy’s Piss Flaps: An Erotic Killer Story… Or Something

“I’d say he was thinking with his dick, but he is without one now, so that theory is debunked.”
― Layla Moon, Suck Mommy’s Piss Flaps: An Erotic Killer Story… Or Something

“Piece of garbage wouldn’t even know a clit if it was right under his nose.”
― Layla Moon, Suck Mommy’s Piss Flaps: An Erotic Killer Story… Or Something

“If I believed in blue balls, this would be it.”
― Layla Moon, Suck Mommy’s Piss Flaps: An Erotic Killer Story… Or Something

“Ah, right. There is a naked man on his knees with a serious sub kink wearing a taser collar in our fucking wine cellar. I forgot that I put that on him.”
― Layla Moon, Suck Mommy’s Piss Flaps: An Erotic Killer Story… Or Something

“If you asked me, I’d tell you that we’re saving the world, one shitty, handsy motherfucking man at a time.”
― Layla Moon, Suck Mommy’s Piss Flaps: An Erotic Killer Story… Or Something

“That’s it. Suck Mommy’s piss flaps.”
― Layla Moon, Suck Mommy’s Piss Flaps: An Erotic Killer Story… Or Something

“Whore… how dare he? Hmm, I know, I’ll piss in his mouth. Show him how much of a whore I can be when he’s sucking on my cunt.”
― Layla Moon, Suck Mommy’s Piss Flaps: An Erotic Killer Story… Or Something

“Those dumb boys won’t know it’s really a hot murderer they’re going to end up with.”
― Layla Moon, Suck Mommy’s Piss Flaps: An Erotic Killer Story… Or Something

“I hesitate for a moment, pondering which mask I’ll wear. I can go with the Ghostface one that I’ve covered in pink gems, or maybe the goth girl version of Mike Myers, or the little LED one. I opt for the pink Ghostface mask. “Very cutesy… very demure… very mindf⁠—” Shut the fuck up, Tylisha, I scold myself. TikTok has fucking ruined me.”
― Layla Moon, Suck Mommy’s Piss Flaps: An Erotic Killer Story… Or Something

“Mmm, yes… you will be getting your dicks wet tonight… Wet in a fucking jar. Your cocks preserved in jars side by side on my shelf will be perfect for the collection.”
― Layla Moon, Suck Mommy’s Piss Flaps: An Erotic Killer Story… Or Something

“For the record, if I’m wearing a tight dress, it’s gonna be for the pleasure of my own—never a fucking man’s.”
― Layla Moon, Suck Mommy’s Piss Flaps: An Erotic Killer Story… Or Something

“Men really are dumb.”
― Layla Moon, Suck Mommy’s Piss Flaps: An Erotic Killer Story… Or Something

“Spoiler alert: they won’t be the ones doing the raping. I’m always one step ahead.”
― Layla Moon, Suck Mommy’s Piss Flaps: An Erotic Killer Story… Or Something

“Thank you for calling the rapist hitman hotline, where you pay and I slay. How may I help you today?”
― Layla Moon, Suck Mommy’s Piss Flaps: An Erotic Killer Story… Or Something

“I enjoy the pleasure of knowing women can walk another day without looking over their shoulders. It makes my cunt incredibly fucking wet. Killing turns me on. Killing undeserving men makes me undeniably horny.”
― Layla Moon, Suck Mommy’s Piss Flaps: An Erotic Killer Story… Or Something

“Those wrong men make great art for my collection. Their bones, teeth, and even dicks in jars and eyeballs alike are perfect for my death room.”
― Layla Moon, Suck Mommy’s Piss Flaps: An Erotic Killer Story… Or Something

“And no, I don’t hate men. I just hate the wrong men. I just wish they would just let women fucking breathe. I wish they would just let fucking women live.”
― Layla Moon, Suck Mommy’s Piss Flaps: An Erotic Killer Story… Or Something

“This world wasn’t designed for women. It’s written and constructed around men. Men who think they own everything and everyone. That is, until I pull the Uno Reverse card on them.”
― Layla Moon, Suck Mommy’s Piss Flaps: An Erotic Killer Story… Or Something

“They’re all the same—perfectly capable of hearing—and yet they can’t hear the word “no”. They can’t just let a woman breathe without needing to be in her space, or hurting her, or forcing her to like them. They need to control. And when women speak up about it, nothing is done. No one hears our cries. We’re called crazy or emotional. Told it’s our fault, or it didn’t happen. Or it was because of what we were wearing.”
― Layla Moon, Suck Mommy’s Piss Flaps: An Erotic Killer Story… Or Something

“Side note: people don’t smell like roast chicken when they’re burning.”
― Layla Moon, Suck Mommy’s Piss Flaps: An Erotic Killer Story… Or Something

“The dumb fuck didn’t realize that I could see the cloudy powder in my glass of water—the sediment was still sitting at the bottom in clear sight. What he didn’t know, was that I added cyanide to his.”
― Layla Moon, Suck Mommy’s Piss Flaps: An Erotic Killer Story… Or Something

“This time of year makes it especially easy because I can wear my usual attire and it’s considered normal. This murderer—AKA me—can walk around sporting the blood of my victims, and carry jars of their organs, and no one will bat an eyelid.”
― Layla Moon, Suck Mommy’s Piss Flaps: An Erotic Killer Story… Or Something

“I consider myself to have the best job on earth, really. I fucking despise men like Greg. I like to kill them… gauge their eyes out… make them suck their own cocks… or their friends after I’ve chopped the ugly things off. You know, fun shit like that.”
― Layla Moon, Suck Mommy’s Piss Flaps: An Erotic Killer Story… Or Something

“Remember, I don’t hate all men… just the ones who don’t do right by women. I love good men, loyal men, deserving men. I loved my husband—before he tried to kill me.”
― Layla Moon, Suck Mommy’s Piss Flaps: An Erotic Killer Story… Or Something