The Princess Diaries, Volume VIII Quotes

“Because when you’re already at rock bottom, nothing hurts anymore.”
― Meg Cabot, The Princess Diaries, Volume VIII: Princess on the Brink

“A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.”
― Meg Cabot, The Princess Diaries, Volume VIII: Princess on the Brink

“Yes. I am a pathetic crying meat-eater now.”
― Meg Cabot, The Princess Diaries, Volume VIII: Princess on the Brink

“The world is an unfair place. Sometimes you’re the windshield. Sometimes you’re the bug.”
― Meg Cabot, The Princess Diaries, Volume VIII: Princess on the Brink

“I’ve gotten her to promise not to call Dr. Fung’s emergency service. The only thing about me that’s sick is my heart.”
― Meg Cabot, The Princess Diaries, Volume VIII: Princess on the Brink

“What are you even talking about?” “CLARINETISTS!”
― Meg Cabot, The Princess Diaries, Volume VIII: Princess on the Brink

“Do you know there are people who are still living in TENTS and FEMA TRAILERS because of all the hurricanes and tsunamis and earthquakes there’ve been in various parts of the world? And you’re complaining that you can’t SMOKE in your room?”
― Meg Cabot, The Princess Diaries, Volume VIII: Princess on the Brink

“Mom can’t stand politics first thing in the morning. She prefers Panic! At the Disco.”
― Meg Cabot, The Princess Diaries, Volume VIII: Princess on the Brink

“Mere seven-hundred-threadcount sheets! It’s scandalous! No wonder Rommel has a rash!” “Rommel always has a rash,”
― Meg Cabot, The Princess Diaries, Volume VIII: Princess on the Brink

“Mia, you’re wonderful in and of yourself. You know that. You’re a lot more than just a princess. In fact, I would say that’s the tiniest part of you, not what DEFINES you.”
― Meg Cabot, The Princess Diaries, Volume VIII: Princess on the Brink

“EXCEPT WHAT AM I GOING TO DO IF I CAN’T SMELL HIS NECK???? I might die.”
― Meg Cabot, The Princess Diaries, Volume VIII: Princess on the Brink

“He’d make such a good dad! Not that I have any intention of having children until I’ve finished college and joined the Peace Corps and put an end to global warming, of course.”
― Meg Cabot, The Princess Diaries, Volume VIII: Princess on the Brink

“Calm down,” I said. “I just got a little trim—” “A LITTLE TRIM??? You look like a cotton swab.”
― Meg Cabot, The Princess Diaries, Volume VIII: Princess on the Brink

“Man. Being responsible blows.”
― Meg Cabot, The Princess Diaries, Volume VIII: Princess on the Brink

“Okay,” I said. “I’m officially going to throw up.” “Well, don’t do it in the guacamole.”
― Meg Cabot, The Princess Diaries, Volume VIII: Princess on the Brink

“And I never told anyone how Lilly threw my Strawberry Shortcake doll on the roof of her parents’ country house and I never saw it again until the next summer when Michael was cleaning out the gutters and he threw it down into the yard and poor Strawberry’s eyes had been chewed out by squirrels and her hair was all moldy and her face had been melted by the sun into a silent scream. Even though the sight of it emotionally scarred me for life. I really loved that doll.”
― Meg Cabot, The Princess Diaries, Volume VIII: Princess on the Brink

“September 8,”
― Meg Cabot, The Princess Diaries, Volume VIII: Princess on the Brink