10 Ways to Accidentally Fall in Love Quotes

“Joey Kangaroo, my dude, my guy, I think if the things I’m envisioning you doing while you’re down on your knees are the opposite of off-putting, then I’m not as straight as I thought I was.”
― Emmy Sanders, 10 Ways to Accidentally Fall in Love

“Family isn’t always given, you know? Sometimes it’s earned. And I think that makes it all the more important. Choosing to love? I don’t think there’s anything greater than that.”
― Emmy Sanders, 10 Ways to Accidentally Fall in Love

“Being queer isn’t the part that scares me.” “No?” I ask, throat tight. “What scares you?” “The thought of losing you,” he answers, just about doing me in. “I couldn’t stand to lose you, Joey.”
― Emmy Sanders, 10 Ways to Accidentally Fall in Love

“Hey, Joey?” I say, trying not to let my nerves show. He waits patiently. Always patient. “So, uh, it turns out I really like your face. And, if you’re still amenable, I’d very much like to greet your tonsils with my tongue.”
― Emmy Sanders, 10 Ways to Accidentally Fall in Love

“Step one in Brad’s Guide to Finding Himself and Falling in Love: Make a new friend. Nailed it.”
― Emmy Sanders, 10 Ways to Accidentally Fall in Love

“We have so many systems running at the same time under the surface. There’s a lot we’re feeling and thinking and going through, but when you look at a stranger moving throughout their day, you don’t see that. You’re not thinking about their life. You’re thinking about them in relation to you. It’s good, I think, to remember we’re all real under the surface. And the way we treat each other matters.”
― Emmy Sanders, 10 Ways to Accidentally Fall in Love

“I fling open the door to Jason and Cas’s apartment. “I took a quarter of a dick!” My best friend sets down his fork and turns to face me. Cas keeps eating.”
― Emmy Sanders, 10 Ways to Accidentally Fall in Love

“Family isn’t always given”
― Emmy Sanders, 10 Ways to Accidentally Fall in Love

“rub my nose over his skin, breathe him in, nip gently. “Oh, shit,” Brad whispers. “There’s Greg again, huh?” I pause, my lips on his neck. “Did you name my dick Greg? As in…gregarious?” “Yeah?” “Of course you did,” I”
― Emmy Sanders, 10 Ways to Accidentally Fall in Love

“Crushing on a straight friend is one thing. Admitting you’re interested in them romantically? That you want…more? In what world does that possibly end well?”
― Emmy Sanders, 10 Ways to Accidentally Fall in Love

“I’ll be the best wingman Joey has ever had. Mark my words. By the time I’m through with him, he’ll be head over heels in love.”
― Emmy Sanders, 10 Ways to Accidentally Fall in Love