Slay Ride Quotes

“This book is dedicated to people who play with their food”
― Lauren Biel, Slay Ride

“Americans don’t understand portion sizes,” Chef Maurice grumbles as he hurries into the room. He always looks like he’s running late for something. “What do you mean”
― Lauren Biel, Slay Ride

“maybe I don’t own you”
― Lauren Biel, Slay Ride

“Jesus fucking Christ”
― Lauren Biel, Slay Ride

“Her abrasive tone should damage my fragile feelings”
― Lauren Biel, Slay Ride

“I step forward, encroaching on their space. Which is actually my space because I pay to live in this rundown shit hole. “Because your little asshole is too tight to let in any light, and that’s where your pamphlet will end up if you don’t get it out of my face.”
― Lauren Biel, Slay Ride

“Good afternoon, sir,” the taller one says. “Could we possibly leave some literature with you?” “It’s gonna be pretty hard to read it in the dark, so you’d best keep moving,” I say. The taller one looks at the shorter one. “Your lights seem to be working okay. Why would you have to read in the dark?”
― Lauren Biel, Slay Ride

“We make our way out of the airport, and Shorty begins to lose his mind. With the way he’s flailing around in his carrier, I must look like Clark Griswold when he’s holding the box containing Aunt Bethany’s unfortunate cat. He screams and claws the sides, and fur flies from the air holes.”
― Lauren Biel, Slay Ride