Smart@ss Cyborg Quotes

“You’ve racked up so many brownie points, Mr. Cody. Tonight, I want to be the one to service you.” C’vest coughs, perhaps a polite reminder that he can hear us. Or perhaps he’s remembering The Brownie Points Incident that happened about a month ago, when he and Stella visited our shanty. There was some confusion when Becky announced she was making brownies and I stood up from the table and unzipped my pants.”
― Amanda Milo, Smart@ss Cyborg: a SciFi Western Marriage of Convenience Romance

“Paco brays as I leave. It’s a distinctly amused sound. I believe that he wishes me to know he enjoys a challenge.”
― Amanda Milo, Smart@ss Cyborg: a SciFi Western Marriage of Convenience Romance

“There’s a loose donkey,” Stella says sadly. “Poor thing must be so scared. Sounds like no one has had luck catching him.” The donkey in question honks at us and gallops by, kicking and bucking and snorting and fighting. Farting too. “He looks happy,” I observe.”
― Amanda Milo, Smart@ss Cyborg: a SciFi Western Marriage of Convenience Romance

“I do now,” I tell her. “HEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!” Becky and I both jump. But excitedly Becky pats my hand and asks, “Is that Paco?” “If it isn’t, we’re being followed by a crazed donkey who has a brain bent on mischief just like him,” I inform her, head turned to take the measure of the animal braying at us. “He’s moving surprisingly fast. He’ll reach us in just a moment.”
― Amanda Milo, Smart@ss Cyborg: a SciFi Western Marriage of Convenience Romance

“I begin to experience tightness and pressure and heat in my groin. “I’m experiencing the urge to mate with you when you make noises and buck like that,” I inform her. “I’ll fuck your brains out if you’ll keep rubbing my feet,” she pants. My fingers stutter in their workings. “Don’t stop!” Becky cries. “Sorry!” I tell her. “Your offer caused my processes to malfunction.” To my utter delight, breathlessly, Becky laughs. With great enthusiasm, I keep massaging my wife.”
― Amanda Milo, Smart@ss Cyborg: a SciFi Western Marriage of Convenience Romance

“We’re already married!” she points out, her tone one of utter bewilderment.”
― Amanda Milo, Smart@ss Cyborg: a SciFi Western Marriage of Convenience Romance

“Completely at a loss, I ask, “How do I show you love in a way you will see and appreciate?” Paco turns his head toward me, his ears going forward. “Not you,” I tell him. I look at Becky.”
― Amanda Milo, Smart@ss Cyborg: a SciFi Western Marriage of Convenience Romance

“And the day after that, fencing hurts me, but doesn’t incapacitate me. Paco steals tools from my pockets, which keeps me limber as I leave my work to chase him in a vain effort to get them back.”
― Amanda Milo, Smart@ss Cyborg: a SciFi Western Marriage of Convenience Romance

“She looks at me out of the corner of her eye, then shakes herself and focuses on the house, moving for it. “Okay. I’m going to get started on your eggs.” “I’m going to perform my morning eliminations.” Which is more difficult on land than in the ocean, but I’ve adjusted admirably well. She stops walking, her eyes showing white all around. “Why are you telling me this?” I look to her, confused. “I assumed we were sharing our immediate goals for the day.”
― Amanda Milo, Smart@ss Cyborg: a SciFi Western Marriage of Convenience Romance

“I stop and gaze around us. “I’m stronger than the average human male. And as you noted earlier, my agility is superior.” “You definitely have a way of coming off superior,” she mutters under her breath. “Thank you,” I tell her, accepting the compliment.”
― Amanda Milo, Smart@ss Cyborg: a SciFi Western Marriage of Convenience Romance

“Curiosity plays inside her brain and on her face. “What did you wear when you were living in the ocean?” “A tail,” I tell her.”
― Amanda Milo, Smart@ss Cyborg: a SciFi Western Marriage of Convenience Romance

“we traded our tails for legs. Cybernetic ones. And now we get to be where the people are. Alien people. Anywhere on land we want to go. I’ve selected Traxia.”
― Amanda Milo, Smart@ss Cyborg: a SciFi Western Marriage of Convenience Romance