One Fifth Avenue Quotes

“That's the difference between girls and women: Girls find men fascinating. Women know better.”
― Candace Bushnell, One Fifth Avenue

“Retribution is tricky. . . . The insult isn't usually worth the risk of punishment. And eventually one learns that karma has a surprising way of taking care of these situations. All you have to do is sit back and watch.”
― Candace Bushnell, One Fifth Avenue

“It's always the people who don't want things who get them.”
― Candace Bushnell, One Fifth Avenue

“Some secrets are better left at that -as secrets.”
― Candace Bushnell, One Fifth Avenue

“Money follows art. Money wants what it can't buy. Class and talent. And remember while there's a talent for making money, it takes real talent to know how to spend it.”
― Candace Bushnell, One Fifth Avenue

“. . . She was obsessed with clothes and status, how she never gave a thought to being responsible for her own actions, or even what she might do for anyone else-making her the ultimate example of all that was wrong and misguided about young women today.”
― Candace Bushnell, One Fifth Avenue

“Grace was one of those types who never changed but only aged and had no apparent expectations or ambitions other than the wish that her life should remain the same.”
― Candace Bushnell, One Fifth Avenue

“He still went out nearly every night. I thought, is this what he's going to do when we have the baby? Have I made another terrible mistake with a man? You don't really know a man until you have a child with him. Then you see so much. Is he kind? Is he tolerant? Is he loving? Or is he immature and egotistical and selfish? When you have a child, it can go two ways with your husband: You love him even more, or you lose all respect for him. And if you lose respect, there's no way to get it back...”
― Candace Bushnell, One Fifth Avenue

“then why sell?" James had asked. "have to," Redmond said. "if I want to get married and have children and live in this city, I have to." "since when do you want to get married and have kids?" James asked. "since now. Life gets boring when you're middle-aged. You can't keep doing the same thing. You look like an asshole. You ever notice that?" Redmond had asked.”
― Candace Bushnell, One Fifth Avenue

“His mother had become impossible, as, he supposed, all elderly people were when they refused to accept that their lives had to change.”
― Candace Bushnell, One Fifth Avenue

“Men are the hunters and women are the gatherers. Shopping is a form of gathering.”
― Candace Bushnell, One Fifth Avenue

“We'll then," Enjd said. "What's the problem?"
"This," Mindy said. She opened her hand and held up a tiny green plastic toy solider thrusting a bayonet.
"I don't understand," Enid said.
"This morning, when I opened my door to get the newspaper, I found a whole troop of them arranged on the mat."
"And you think Paul Rice did it," Enid said skeptically.
"I don't think he did it. I know he did it," Mindy said. "He told me if I didn't approve his air conditioners, it was war...”
― Candace Bushnell, One Fifth Avenue

“As long as one refuses to know one's place, there's no telling what one can do in the world.”
― Candace Bushnell, One Fifth Avenue

“She could tell by Philip’s attitude that his writing wasn’t going well again. He was joyous when it was and miserable when it wasn’t.”
― Candace Bushnell, One Fifth Avenue

“Don't be silly, my dear. Threats are only meaningful if you have the power to execute them. And you, my dear, do not.”
― Candace Bushnell, One Fifth Avenue

“the desire for some kind of society was an innate human trait, for without it, there could be no hope of civilized man.”
― Candace Bushnell, One Fifth Avenue

“The more the world opened up, the more unpleasant people seemed to be.”
― Candace Bushnell, One Fifth Avenue

“My dear," he admonished her when she brought up the fact that she might, in the future, go back to work as a lawyer, "how do you expect to do two jobs?"...
"You already have a job," he explained. "From now on, your life with your husband is your job." He corrected himself. "It's more than a job. It's a career. Your husband makes the money, and you create the life. And it's going to take effort. You'll rise each morning and exercise, not simply to look attractive but to build endurance. Most ladies prefer yoga. Then you will dress. You'll arrange your schedule and send e-mails. You'll attend a meeting for a charity in the morning, or perhaps visit an art dealer or make a studio visit. You'll have lunch, and then there are meetings with decorators, caterers, and stylists; you'll have your hair colored twice a month and blow-dried three times a week. You'll do private tours of museums and read, I hope, three newspapers a day: The New York Times, The New York Post, and The Wall Street Journal. At the end of the day, you'll prepare for an evening out, which may include two or three cocktail parties and a dinner. Some will be black-tie charity events where you'll be expected to wear a gown and never the same dress twice. You'll need to have your hair and makeup done. You'll also plan vacations and weekend outings. You may purchase a country house, which you will also have to organize, staff, and decorate. You will meet the right people and court them in a manner both subtle and shameless. And then, my dear, there will be children. So," Billy concluded, "let's get busy.”
― Candace Bushnell, One Fifth Avenue

“She went back to the bedroom and into the large walk-in closet. The beginnings of the closet were not the closet itself but its contents. According to Billy, she was to have an array of shoes, bags, belts, jeans, white shirts, suits for luncheons, cocktail dresses, evening gowns, resort clothes for both mountain and island, and any sport in which one might be called upon to participate: golf, tennis, horseback riding, parasailing, rappelling, white-water rafting, and even hockey.”
― Candace Bushnell, One Fifth Avenue

“Anyone can win if they know what they want and they focus on it. And if they’re willing to make sacrifices. I always tell my clients there are no free shoes.”
― Candace Bushnell, One Fifth Avenue

“That's the difference between girls and women: Girls find men fascinating. Women know better.”
― Candace Bushnell, One Fifth Avenue

“Remember the stories you used to write? About that billionaire. You made fun of his fingers! Woo-hooo. ‘Short-fingered vulgarian,’ you called him.”
― Candace Bushnell, One Fifth Avenue

“If everyone in New York took sides over these petty, insignificant arguments, no one would have any friends at all.”
― Candace Bushnell, One Fifth Avenue

“Pay him a decent salary and work him hard. That way he won’t have enough time to write anything on the side. But don’t pay him so much that he can save up money to quit.”
― Candace Bushnell, One Fifth Avenue

“Handbags are not important anymore,” Connie admonished her. “It said so in Vogue. Right now it’s all about having something no one else possesses. It’s about the one of a kind. The unique.”
― Candace Bushnell, One Fifth Avenue

“He wasn’t Tolstoy but just plain old James Gooch. Commercial writer. Destined to be of the moment and not to stand the test of time. And the worst thing about it was that he’d never be able to pretend to be Tolstoy again.”
― Candace Bushnell, One Fifth Avenue