The Ex-Girlfriend Murder Club Quotes

“Isn’t that the best part, what makes everything special? Who are we but a summation of our thoughts and experiences?”
― Gloria Chao, The Ex-Girlfriend Murder Club

“There are no laws; you make your own luck.”
― Gloria Chao, The Ex-Girlfriend Murder Club

“Does everything have a story in here?” I asked, my fingers lingering on four bookends that spelled out her name. “Isn’t that the best part, what makes everything special? Who are we but a summation of our thoughts and experiences?” Olivia grinned. “You are so a writer, through and through.”
― Gloria Chao, The Ex-Girlfriend Murder Club

“He knows I love to look up the origins of sayings. Before him”
― Gloria Chao, The Ex-Girlfriend Murder Club

“Oh no! How can I help get rid of the unsaturated hydrocarbons containing a triple bond? Tucker Jones wasn’t a science nerd like me”
― Gloria Chao, The Ex-Girlfriend Murder Club

“Maybe I should have been thinking about how this woman who used the same rag to first clean the dishes, then the sink, then the floors, then the toilet cared so much that she was willing to pay for an expensive monthly Life Alert subscription for me. One that had ended up, surprisingly, saving my life. It was ridiculous and outrageous and laughable, but it was also her way of showing love.”
― Gloria Chao, The Ex-Girlfriend Murder Club

“Why did I think I could do this? I couldn’t. I should have let Olivia clean the condo like she’d offered. Because then she would be the one sitting here. She was the craftiest, the most poised, the best bullshitter. The lawyer. The one who could find her way out of this.”
― Gloria Chao, The Ex-Girlfriend Murder Club