The Ex-Girlfriend Murder Club Quotes

“He knows I love to look up the origins of sayings. Before him”
― Gloria Chao, The Ex-Girlfriend Murder Club

“Oh no! How can I help get rid of the unsaturated hydrocarbons containing a triple bond? Tucker Jones wasn’t a science nerd like me”
― Gloria Chao, The Ex-Girlfriend Murder Club

“Maybe I should have been thinking about how this woman who used the same rag to first clean the dishes, then the sink, then the floors, then the toilet cared so much that she was willing to pay for an expensive monthly Life Alert subscription for me. One that had ended up, surprisingly, saving my life. It was ridiculous and outrageous and laughable, but it was also her way of showing love.”
― Gloria Chao, The Ex-Girlfriend Murder Club

“Why did I think I could do this? I couldn’t. I should have let Olivia clean the condo like she’d offered. Because then she would be the one sitting here. She was the craftiest, the most poised, the best bullshitter. The lawyer. The one who could find her way out of this.”
― Gloria Chao, The Ex-Girlfriend Murder Club