Off-Limits Roommates Quotes

“I didn’t kiss you to play a part.” His eyes moved back and forth between mine. “I played the part to kiss you.”
― Rebel Bloom, Off-Limits Roommates

“I just hate when men slip and fall into other women’s vaginas. You know, that’s never happened to me. Not even once. Not a single man has ever tripped and landed in my vagina. And it’s not like I’ve been keeping my legs closed tight. Not during these dry and trying times.”
― Rebel Bloom, Off-Limits Roommates