Task Force Hammer Quotes

“Is this the same flavor profile software that thought nutmeg and jalapeno taste pretty much the same?”
― Craig Alanson, Task Force Hammer

“Video clearly shows that once the straps were in place, the loadmaster failed to tug on them and say ‘Yeah that’s not going anywhere’.”
― Craig Alanson, Task Force Hammer

“I assured her that additional time serving with the Special Mission Group would be good for her career. She requested that I not do any more favors for her career.”
― Craig Alanson, Task Force Hammer

“It’s a yellow cupcake with sort of lemon flavoring. The filling is, I hate to say it, basically marshmallow Fluff whipped into a light foam. On the outside is a frosting of vanilla and cinnamon.”
― Craig Alanson, Task Force Hammer

“It’s just empty calories, Joe,” Skippy rolled his eyes. “Those are the best kind of calories! Empty calories don’t make you put on weight. It’s full calories that make you fat. I mean, that’s just logic.”
― Craig Alanson, Task Force Hammer

“Joe,” Skippy sighed. “When you talk, you make the whole galaxy dumber.”
― Craig Alanson, Task Force Hammer

“Um- You know how to beat the Outsiders? I preemptively call bullshit on that.” “I don’t have a plan yet.” “Aha!”
― Craig Alanson, Task Force Hammer