B of the Bang Quotes

“It’s too much power in the hands of one person. It highlights the failure of governments because what should happen is that when you get to a billion pounds, right, you should automatically forfeit every single further pound that you earn. It should all go to taxes, hospitals, schools, roads. Because do you know how many people that would upset? One person. And do you know how many people would benefit? Everyone.”
― Andrew Shanahan, B of the Bang

“Time which he spent contemplating his awfulness, all of which he concluded stemmed from his penis, which was like a pink font of woe, and occasionally a pink font of woah.”
― Andrew Shanahan, B of the Bang

“Bradford, stop running people over!” “No!”
― Andrew Shanahan, B of the Bang

“Oh fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuckity bum cock fuck it!”
― Andrew Shanahan, B of the Bang

“Greg was a shambles of a man in every sense.”
― Andrew Shanahan, B of the Bang

“Maybe we should just make her do sex. Keep the lobster suit; furries like that,”
― Andrew Shanahan, B of the Bang

“I had my first holiday in Birmingham.” “That’s…odd.”
― Andrew Shanahan, B of the Bang

“He tapped in his passcode: 8008135.”
― Andrew Shanahan, B of the Bang