Everybody Wants to Rule the World Except Me Quotes

“I am aware that my connection with sanity is a little tenuous." Maybe a little more than even I thought, if the notebooks are to be believed. "But it's not all bad. The thing about being crazy is nobody expects it.”
― Django Wexler, Everybody Wants to Rule the World Except Me

“Fun fact for readers from the future: Before AO3 was a benevolent government ushering in world peace and prosperity for all, it was a fan-fiction archive!”
― Django Wexler, Everybody Wants to Rule the World Except Me

“I know what I'm doing."
Tsav rolls her eyes. "What in the course of our relationship could possibly give me that impression?"
I snort. "You know what, fair.”
― Django Wexler, Everybody Wants to Rule the World Except Me

“Johann is my himbo boyfriend! Grr, hiss, invasion of territory, bark bark bark. Maybe I should piss on him to make it clear.”
― Django Wexler, Everybody Wants to Rule the World Except Me

“Prophecy is the best. Anytime you want somebody to do something and can’t be bothered to think of a good reason, just throw in a fucking prophecy.”
― Django Wexler, Everybody Wants to Rule the World Except Me