Return to Sender Quotes

“You’re going to start working for the government?” “No, I have too much respect for myself…”
― Craig Johnson, Return to Sender

“Shitbirds, the both of you.”
― Craig Johnson, Return to Sender

“>There are a lot of theories on shooting, but the one I remember getting from my father was probably the most helpful: Wait until you feel it. The sense memory of the human mind and body is a remarkable thing and played a role in most of the more amazing actions I’ve accomplished in any physical sense in my life. I’d be hard‑pressed to tell you how I did them.”
― Craig Johnson, Return to Sender

“I gauged the distance at just over two hundred and fifty yards and smiled as I made the adjustment, wondering to myself what Americans would do for measurement if we didn’t have football fields.”
― Craig Johnson, Return to Sender