Hating the Cinnamon Roll CEO Quotes

“I can only imagine my presentation on how I color-code schedules surpassed your expectations. Let me confess now: that habit of planning ahead is caused by unmedicated anxiety.”
― Camilla Evergreen, Hating the Cinnamon Roll CEO

“The urge to put April 25 in reference to Miss Congeniality comes nearly as violently as the urge to put not August 8.”
― Camilla Evergreen, Hating the Cinnamon Roll CEO

“I go to work. I come home. I play Stardew Valley with my best friends.”
― Camilla Evergreen, Hating the Cinnamon Roll CEO

“brittle bones for my soup.” She pokes me in the arm, loses her good host expression, and scrunches her nose. “I bet you’d be too sinewy. Chewy. Will need to slow cook. Mm, yes. No charring for you. ’Twould be a waste.”
― Camilla Evergreen, Hating the Cinnamon Roll CEO

“Whatever the opposite of wanderlust is—that’s what I have. Stay home lust. Leave me alone lust. For why lust.”
― Camilla Evergreen, Hating the Cinnamon Roll CEO