Alexander Quotes

“You’re the sweetest, you know?” “I try.” “I love you.” “I know. “You should let me eat your ass tonight.”
― Karla Nikole, Alexander

“For every red flag and warning signal Josefina gave me, Alexander offers a green one in its place. Not just green. Golden.”
― Karla Nikole, Alexander

“Do you want me?” I ask firmly. No evading the question this time. Alexander takes a breath. For once, he doesn’t look away. “Yes.”
― Karla Nikole, Alexander

“He wants you to seduce him,” Leoni says. “He just hasn’t realized it yet.”
― Karla Nikole, Alexander

“Lying on my side, I’m halfway through the episode where Cordy and Buffy get kidnapped by frat boys who try to sacrifice them to a demonic man-snake when Raphael reappears with my phone.”
― Karla Nikole, Alexander

“Fuck this vampire. What a silly twat.”
― Karla Nikole, Alexander

“Now, though? Daniel is just… a creepy ass vampire in an ugly coat, wandering around the woods in the dead of winter. Life. You never know.”
― Karla Nikole, Alexander

“He reminds me of a tenured professor at an ivy-league university. Someone “upstanding” who also sits on the alumni board, but probably embezzles the funds… and also sacrifices virgins in secret satanic rituals behind closed doors. It's just the vibe I get.”
― Karla Nikole, Alexander

“I hate crying. It feels as if it’s not my conscious choice to do it. Like a heavy blanket of pain and sorrow overwhelms and suffocates me. Forcing the tears out.”
― Karla Nikole, Alexander