Pushin' Cushions Quotes

“I’m going to fuck you so hard you won’t remember a time before my cock owned you.”
― Vera Valentine, Pushin' Cushions

“President Dennis J. Rance was was going to fucking flood this slutty sofa with cum.”
― Vera Valentine, Pushin' Cushions

“Dennis hadn’t meant to cuckold his couch,”
― Vera Valentine, Pushin' Cushions

“Oh yeah, this couch wanted to be bred.”
― Vera Valentine, Pushin' Cushions

“but Dennis knew to the marrow of his bones what was to blame for his college-long dry spell: feminism.”
― Vera Valentine, Pushin' Cushions

“FINFUCKERS apparently led to Finance Bro porn, rather than his favorite human-dolphin content creator, FINFUCKERZ”
― Vera Valentine, Pushin' Cushions

“Thinking about all that slick, gray flesh really got his motor humming,”
― Vera Valentine, Pushin' Cushions

“Trent Donaldson”
― Vera Valentine, Pushin' Cushions

“Trent, his running mate,”
― Vera Valentine, Pushin' Cushions

“dirty-talking (to a couch), slut-shaming (the same couch), light BDSM (couch spanking), technical furniture v0re/”
― Vera Valentine, Pushin' Cushions

“There are also references to dolphin attraction and associated content”
― Vera Valentine, Pushin' Cushions

“Content notes: This story contains a Republican,”
― Vera Valentine, Pushin' Cushions

“Dennis J. Rance has been under immense pressure since being chosen as the Vice Presidential Candidate.”
― Vera Valentine, Pushin' Cushions

“For legal reasons, the authors are clearly stating that there is no hard evidence that any Republican vice presidential candidate has ever had or desired sexual relations with furniture or oceanic mammals.”
― Vera Valentine, Pushin' Cushions