Dave the Villager 51 Quotes

“Dave, are those the poops?” asked Alex. “Have the poops come to collect you?” “The ‘poops’?!” said Carl. “Do you mean ‘meeps’?” “Oh, yeah, meeps,” said Alex.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 51: THE FINAL CHAPTER! - An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Oops,” said Carl. “I’m so sorry, my prince. I appear to have dropped a bowl of mushroom stew on your head. What a terrible accident.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 51: THE FINAL CHAPTER! - An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Oh, how rude of us,” said Dave’s Mom, “we didn’t even introduce ourselves properly. I’m Davina, and my husband is David. But we both go by Dave.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 51: THE FINAL CHAPTER! - An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“After all that threatening, she finally did it,” said Carl, walking towards them in his golem suit. “Spidroth finally chopped off a tongue!”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 51: THE FINAL CHAPTER! - An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Hello, my friends,” said Robo-Steve, his purple eyes glinting mischievously. “Did somebody order the beef?”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 51: THE FINAL CHAPTER! - An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Herobrine has turned himself into a giant stone man, and the best way to deal with a giant stone man is with TNT. A lot of TNT.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 51: THE FINAL CHAPTER! - An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“You know,” said Carl, “it’s a mark of how many weird adventures we’ve had that we all immediately believe you when you tell us you’re a version of yourself from the future who’s gone into your past self’s brain.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 51: THE FINAL CHAPTER! - An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“The Bro-Steve rode forward on the creeper queen and raised his diamond sword. “Okay, bros, this is it. Steves… ASSEMBLE!” “Um, we’re already assembled,” said another Steve. “Oh, good point. Alright then—Steves… ATTACK!” A mighty cheer went up, and the Steves and Alexes charged into battle.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 51: THE FINAL CHAPTER! - An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“just wanted to say… I just wanted to ask…. WILL YOU MARRY ME?!”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 51: THE FINAL CHAPTER! - An Unofficial Minecraft Book