Pounded by Produce Quotes

“poetic and tragic—like Achilles and Patroclus but adding me to the mix makes it seem like some corny smut novel.”
― G.M. Fairy, Pounded by Produce

“She’s not holding a tiny version of me. She’s holding a cucumber. A fucking cucumber. I’m a cucumber. It’s almost too ridiculous to be a dream”
― G.M. Fairy, Pounded by Produce