Mega Man Quotes

“God, I know premarital sex technically is wrong. Since it is, I’m going to stack these sins and just put a baby in her now. I promise to marry her before the baby’s born though.”
― Mel Dau, Mega Man

“After telling him to send me the video, I waited for it to come through. Once it did, I opened it up. Analyzing the video, disappointment spread through me. “I could have delivered that last kick better. Should have been to the face. I didn’t want to traumatize my baby too much.”
― Mel Dau, Mega Man

“I get that I was not the light of the Lord’s eye, but I was still His child. I had some things that I needed to get right with God about, like the whole killing niggas things. I’m sure God rolls His eyes every time I said I was doing Him a solid by taking out the evil in the world.”
― Mel Dau, Mega Man

“Mega stood, walked toward the desk, then leaned on it. “Pastor Gordon, I would absolutely hate to put these hands of the Holy Spirit on you.” He slowly turned his head, putting his eyes on me before he smiled. He focused back on my father. “That one over there, I’ll go to war with God with the devil as my five-star general. Please, I beg you not to make me go there with you.”
― Mel Dau, Mega Man

“Ned, you know strangling a person is the most time-consuming way to kill a person. I’m in here choking this man who just insists on taking forever to stop breathing.” I took one of my hands and smacked the white dude on the head. “Die already… Shit! I’m gonna tell dispatch to charge extra for this shit.”
― Mel Dau, Mega Man

“He looked at her for a beat, then said, “Why do I need to introduce you? I don’t introduce you to anyone else.” She whined about him being rude. “All right, you want an introduction? You got it.” He smiled, then said, “Babe, this is one of my slides, Joy. Joy, this is my soon-to-be girl, and if I’m foreseeing the future correctly, she’s going to be my wife. Ruth, don’t worry about her because, by the time that you’re mine, she’ll be long gone.”
― Mel Dau, Mega Man

“We were sitting in the kitchen nook of our home after finishing our bible study that we had once a day for thirty minutes. This was one of the ways that we connected with each other that was approved by my father.”
― Mel Dau, Mega Man

“Oh, sir, I apologize for the confusion. She isn’t in a relationship yet, but it will happen soon with God’s blessing. In Psalm 37:4 it says, ‘Delight yourself in the Lord, and He will give you the desires of your heart.’” The seriousness in his voice had me turning in my seat to finally see him. “I am working daily to delight myself in God so my desire to be Ruth’s husband will be blessed by God,” he said with finality.”
― Mel Dau, Mega Man

“Come on, big baby. Their asses are in their house,”
― Mel Dau, Mega Man

“My mother stopped, looked him up and down, then said, “Nigga, I will fuck you and have you replacing this bitch as the beneficiary on all your accounts and insurances for me.” He let her sidestep him, getting close to Josie. “Lil’ bitch, don’t say”
― Mel Dau, Mega Man

“Their asses were probably in their houses sleep. I had four Italian Cane Corsos that I adored. Normally, I brought them into the house once I was home for the night, but I wasn’t sure of Ruth’s temperament toward dogs. Specifically toward big-ass dogs. My three females, Smurfette, Sassette, and Sashette, each weighed between eighty and one hundred pounds. My only male, Papa Smurf, who we called Papa, was about one hundred and ten pounds. I was going to let them stay in their house tonight. Their house was better than most people’s first apartments.”
― Mel Dau, Mega Man

“Their asses were probably in their houses sleep. I had four Italian Cane Corsos that I adored.”
― Mel Dau, Mega Man

“Church folks acted like discernment was only reserved for them. That was not at all the truth. I believed everyone had a level of discernment. Some just didn’t tap into it as much as others, if at all. “Thank you, babe. One day, this is going to be yours, too.”
― Mel Dau, Mega Man