Wrangled by the Alien Rancher Quotes

“A husband? Actually making you happy? What the fuck kind of crazy-ass planet had I landed on?”
― Ursa Dax, Wrangled by the Alien Rancher

“Do you have any other tips for me? About having a human wife?” “The soft parts on their chests are not called udders,” he said.”
― Ursa Dax, Wrangled by the Alien Rancher

“Every day,” I seethed, as if my very soul were seeping out from between my teeth, “I thank the sun for rising just so it can shine upon her. Simply to breathe the air beside her is something that I treasure and fight every moment to deserve. I do not care if you do not respect me. But you will respect my wife.”
― Ursa Dax, Wrangled by the Alien Rancher

“Look, I know I already got all up your ass about this last night.” Garrek whipped around to look at me. “You what?”
― Ursa Dax, Wrangled by the Alien Rancher

“Cherry helped me with the design,” he’d said, so proud and so bashful in equal measure that I thought I’d melt into a big puddle of Fallon-loving goo. God, I was a goner for him.”
― Ursa Dax, Wrangled by the Alien Rancher

“Yours. Your wife, your love. Whatever you want me to be, I’m yours. Now,”
― Ursa Dax, Wrangled by the Alien Rancher

“You don’t make me unhappy,” I said between sniffs. “I don’t think I’d even recognize happiness without you at this point.”
― Ursa Dax, Wrangled by the Alien Rancher

“Or, more likely, Fallon had created such a safe place for me in our time together that I’d finally, slowly, been able to start to relax. To breathe.”
― Ursa Dax, Wrangled by the Alien Rancher

“But really, what was there to say about the fact that your new alien husband had jerked off to porn he’d doodled of you before your arrival? Very nice use of shading and colour, Fallon? You have a great artistic eye?”
― Ursa Dax, Wrangled by the Alien Rancher

“A man could read a thousand books on human women and never be any closer to actually understanding them. You’ll have to learn through trial and error and making a complete fool of yourself.”
― Ursa Dax, Wrangled by the Alien Rancher