How to Survive a Slasher Quotes

“Some of us live in the kind of B-list, vintage ’90s horror movie where one bad decision can lead to your gruesome death. Being a hero in that story usually just means you’ll die even faster, and the people watching will criticize your unrealistically selfless behavior as a fountain of blood spurts from your severed neck. In the horror story that is my life, it’s better to get by as a nameless extra.”
― Justine Pucella Winans, How to Survive a Slasher

“Everyone wants to be the hero of their own story, but they should take time to consider the genre first. If your life is a romantic comedy or a fun fantasy”
― Justine Pucella Winans, How to Survive a Slasher