The Retirement Plan Quotes

“Why I do anything these days, Hank, is because I feel like I don’t have a choice. In anything. Anymore.”
― Sue Hincenbergs, The Retirement Plan

“Pam said, “That’s what friends do. In our twenties we keep each other from being roofied; in our sixties we let each other know if we’re doing”
― Sue Hincenbergs, The Retirement Plan

“That’s what happens when you live beyond your means—it catches up with you when you get old.”
― Sue Hincenbergs, The Retirement Plan

“The interior of Dave’s garage was the same as the last time Pam had seen it: so full of crap that Marlene didn’t have a hope in hell of ever parking a car in there.”
― Sue Hincenbergs, The Retirement Plan