The She-Hulk Diaries Quotes

“But how do you tell someone your genius ex-boyfriend invented microscopic nanobots to retrieve wayward sperm? You don’t.”
― Marta Acosta, She-Hulk Diaries, The

“Inside every man is a teenage boy, and we're -all- crazy in love with Shulky.”
― Marta Acosta, The She-Hulk Diaries

“One day blurs into the next, one week is indistinguishable from another. Their existence consists of waiting for the weekend, then waiting for retirement, and then waiting for death.”
― Marta Acosta, The She-Hulk Diaries

“I believe you’re in denial about her situation. Hasn’t she been asked to step away from those greater issues and resolve problems that are smaller in scope, like overturned vehicles and commuter tie-ups?” I hated his passive-aggressive technique, and I wasn’t going to say that, yes, Shulky had been demoted to a superstrong meter maid. Fake smile. “Shulky is a proud resident of New York and is delighted to be able to assist in matters great and small. Rest assured that she will act without hesitation to protect the inhabitants of this great city, state, nation, and Earth, including you, Dr. Alvarado.”
― Marta Acosta, She-Hulk Diaries, The