Someone to Love Quotes

“You're on a road show with your penis, and trust me, I'm the last person who wants to get in your way. But I'm telling you, operation occupy-my-vagina is a no-go for the evening.”
― Addison Moore, Someone to Love

“Wa, did I just say fate? I so don't believe in that. Fate is bullshit people force-feed themselves when they're too lazy to carve out a destiny of their own.”
― Addison Moore, Someone to Love

“I believe in love because it exists. I don’t take other peoples’ failures and make them my own. I will find love, and it will prosper.”
― Addison Moore, Someone to Love

“I do want to believe in love. I want all of its trappings, and if it costs me my sanity and a very good divorce lawyer, so be it.”
― Addison Moore, Someone to Love

“If you don’t give your heart away, you can’t get it broken.”
― Addison Moore, Someone to Love

“I’ve broken the worst promise I’ve ever made to myself, to never fall in love again.”
― Addison Moore, Someone to Love

“Before, I simply stepped off the ground, but with you—I’m in the stratosphere. You leave me breathless.”
― Addison Moore, Someone to Love

“I can protect my heart now that I know better—now that I know love never works out in the end. Right?”
― Addison Moore, Someone to Love

“I’m not used to quiet girls. Moaning girls—screaming girls, now that I’m used to. Quiet worries me, makes me feel as if I’m doing something wrong.”
― Addison Moore, Someone to Love

“Great. Not only will I be a hairy bush, but I'll look as if I'm about to catch fire, I'll be the burning bush.”
― Addison Moore, Someone to Love

“Kenny is a drug, and I’ve just had the best hit of my life. I’m not losing this addiction. I’m in, all the way, pledging my voluntarily servitude to the gateway of my desire. Kenny was the freedom I was longing for. Love and all this wild pent up desire, proved to be the combination that set me free. But only Kenny had the power to unleash me. She scrubbed the impurity from my life and washed clean the world, so I could see it stark and clear for the very first time. Kenny perfumed my existence with her regal charm, her sovereign splendor. Kenny is in everyway sublime.”
― Addison Moore, Someone to Love

“I think love is nothing but a fallacy propagated by the greeting card industry and a billion-dollar bridal enterprise that feeds into the fantasy of every little girl.”
― Addison Moore, Someone to Love

“To hell with it. I'm jumping in his bed tonight and having myself a nice little birthday. He's wearing cowboy boots for God's sake. The man doesn't play fair.”
― Addison Moore, Someone to Love

“Actually, no, I wasn't thinking about STDs." Because apparently, I'm an idiot. Turns out, I was more worried about babies than I was rabies.”
― Addison Moore, Someone to Love

“Too bad one night couldn't turn into forever.”
― Addison Moore, Someone to Love

“Do yourself a favor—wait for someone special. Trust me, he’s not roaming the halls of your high school. And if he were, he wouldn’t be sleeping with some girl named Tracy, or Stacy, or anybody else. He’d only have eyes for you. Don’t give away something you can never get back, save it for someone you love and who really loves you, too.”
― Addison Moore, Someone to Love

“It's so freaking cold I'm about ready to jump in the refrigerator to warm myself.”
― Addison Moore, Someone to Love

“I watch as the moon lies over the water like a lover, the waves lapping the shore with their strange luminescent glow.”
― Addison Moore, Someone to Love

“Tricking someone into a relationship is the earmark of a despicable person”
― Addison Moore, Someone to Love

“You're on a road show with your penis, and trust me, I am the last person who wants to get in your way. But I'm telling you, operation occupy-my-vagina is a no-go for the evening.”
― Addison Moore, Someone to Love

“Kenny is stabbing at my heart with her being-molding herself over my existence”
― Addison Moore, Someone to Love

“plan on making a beeline over. I have every intention of”
― Addison Moore, Someone to Love