You Can't Fight A Prophecy, Susan Quotes

“That man looks like my daddy kink come to life. He looks like he’s supposed to be scowling at me from the cover of a romance novel. That grizzled hunk of deliciousness looks like he should be wearing a headmaster’s robes, brandishing a cane, and bending me over⁠—”
― Lauretta Hignett, You Can't Fight A Prophecy, Susan

“I am eating delicious fried bread smothered with tree blood,”
― Lauretta Hignett, You Can't Fight A Prophecy, Susan

“My eyes betrayed me and forced me to watch him wrestle his stiff anaconda into his underwear.”
― Lauretta Hignett, You Can't Fight A Prophecy, Susan