How to Train Your Parents Quotes

“tick, tick, woof? A dog marking homework.”
― Pete Johnson, How to Train Your Parents

“And I really think it would be better if Mum stayed indoors while the moustache is in full bloom, as people are always making snide comments about that woman in the cake shop (to be honest, I made one or”
― Pete Johnson, How to Train Your Parents

“Now I know how those Christians felt when they were told they had a booking with a hungry lion in an hour.”
― Pete Johnson, How to Train Your Parents

“Actually, some of the tackles looked more like assassination attempts to me.”
― Pete Johnson, How to Train Your Parents

“dancing, as a lot of parents at my school are”
― Pete Johnson, How to Train Your Parents