Sinners Retreat Quotes

“I’ve never wanted to be woven cotton so badly in my life. I would allow this man to use my tongue as a loofa.”
― Lauren Biel, Sinners Retreat

“This bitch.”
― Lauren Biel, Sinners Retreat

“All’s fair in murder and mayhem,”
― Lauren Biel, Sinners Retreat

“When it comes to our shared pastime, I am a creature of habit, but my brother is a creator of chaos.”
― Lauren Biel, Sinners Retreat

“It’s a bit late for changing the sheets, so I’m fairly sure she’s the on-site Hoover for hire. Instead of sucking grit from the carpet, she’ll suck the soul right out of a man. Good for her.”
― Lauren Biel, Sinners Retreat

“So you want the party-size bag of chips, but you want them all to yourself?”
― Lauren Biel, Sinners Retreat

“I’m a serial killer who is fucking a serial killer at a murderous retreat. There’s nothing rational about any of this.”
― Lauren Biel, Sinners Retreat

“My pussy overpowered my brain. That’s my only excuse.”
― Lauren Biel, Sinners Retreat

“I have a self-imposed rule that I must never murder the innocent, but this nitwit is about to force me to abandon that.”
― Lauren Biel, Sinners Retreat

“What comes out of me can only be described as that pea-soup scene from The Exorcist, only out the other end.”
― Lauren Biel, Sinners Retreat

“a toilet that only flushes if you hold down the handle.”
― Lauren Biel, Sinners Retreat

“There’s no reason to take offense. I only ask because you want to be a serial killer, and sometimes they use animals for . . . practice.” Her eyes go wide. “I’m well aware, but I love animals. People, not so much.”
― Lauren Biel, Sinners Retreat

“I want to hold her until she’s let it all out. I want to be her source of comfort. When the world is at her back and she feels she has nowhere else to go, I want her to run to me.”
― Lauren Biel, Sinners Retreat

“My brother is the only Adonis victim to be stripped nude and have his eyes removed and numbers etched into the skin. He typically just hangs and drains.”
― Lauren Biel, Sinners Retreat

“You mean, aside from the fact that my brother was levitating four feet off the ground with meat hooks through his armpits? Or maybe it was that he had no eyes to speak of, he was completely nude, and the number seven was carved into his body in several places? It certainly wasn’t the copious amount of blood painting the concrete floor.”
― Lauren Biel, Sinners Retreat

“The last thing the incompetent detectives need is a competent admirer to do their job for them.”
― Lauren Biel, Sinners Retreat

“This was non-consensual cannibalism. You know that, right? I didn’t choose to eat this.” “You dove right in.” “Because I didn’t know Jeffrey Dahmer was cooking tonight!”
― Lauren Biel, Sinners Retreat

“The Cattle are housed away from the Sinner villas until they’re needed for the activities.”
― Lauren Biel, Sinners Retreat

“That’s where I tied him to a table and carved those letters into his skin. That’s where I removed his eyes with a melon baller, all while he was still alive. He would die with that child’s brand on his skin, and he would never look at another innocent babe with lust again.”
― Lauren Biel, Sinners Retreat

“That’s where I tied him to a table and carved those letters into his skin. That’s where I removed his eyes with a melon baller, all while he was still alive.”
― Lauren Biel, Sinners Retreat

“As much as he hates her, they sure are Tweedle-deepthroat and Tweedle-dumbass.”
― Lauren Biel, Sinners Retreat

“Gooble-gobble, one of us,” I chant.”
― Lauren Biel, Sinners Retreat

“I thought you needed a laugh.” “And you think my sense of humor extends to being lovingly caressed by the dismembered limb of a man who tried to kill me?”
― Lauren Biel, Sinners Retreat

“This was non-consensual cannibalism. You know that, right? I didn’t choose to eat this.” “You dove right in.” “Because I didn’t know Jeffrey Dahmer was cooking tonight!” Her”
― Lauren Biel, Sinners Retreat

“I rush out of the bathroom and head right for my stowed bag. It isn’t hard to find. It’s the one that’s rattling the entire cabin with a low bass hum. With all eyes on me, I unzip the side pocket, reach in, and flip the switch. Only then do I look down and see who’s sharing our row. A fucking priest.”
― Lauren Biel, Sinners Retreat