The Love in Duet Collection Quotes

“1. If you have to sniff the food in your fridge to decide if you can eat it, just toss it. You’ll be glad you did tomorrow. 2. You can tell everything you need to know about a person by how he or she treats the waiter. 3. Turn down that last tequila shot. Trust me on this one. 4. If your woman sends you to the store to pick up something, get that something, not another version you think is better. Her version is always the right one. 5. You can’t put your foot in your mouth if it’s closed. 6. No dude ever gets in trouble while cleaning the kitchen. 7. Don’t live to work; work to live. 8. If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything. 9. Don’t get a tattoo that’s longer than your dick. 10. Men should never wear black jeans.”
― Lauren Blakely, The Love in Duet Collection