Protect Me Quotes

“I’m a vegan who craves a juicy steak, but I’m forced to sit in front of a plate of limp asparagus for the rest of my life. I glance at Antonio and feel a twinge of guilt for my thoughts. Limp asparagus is a bit harsh. For the asparagus.”
― Lauren Biel, Protect Me

“She tastes like a mistake, with soft undertones of permanent unemployment”
― Lauren Biel, Protect Me