Cold Sweat Quotes

“So Jules”
― Vera Valentine, Cold Sweat

“Jules”
― Vera Valentine, Cold Sweat

“Well I’m sure as hell not complaining. You look damn good in my punch”
― Vera Valentine, Cold Sweat

“So. Fucking. Perfect. You’re gonna fucking drain me Jules…I’m gonna quench…I’m gonna…ohh…ohhhhhh….” OH YEAH!”
― Vera Valentine, Cold Sweat

“Give it to me”
― Vera Valentine, Cold Sweat

“I swell when I come”
― Vera Valentine, Cold Sweat

“I’m a man that happens to be a glass pitcher of liquid”
― Vera Valentine, Cold Sweat

“A giant”
― Vera Valentine, Cold Sweat

“He was the reason I was currently holed up in my room despite my mom and stepdad sounding like Canadian Geese in heat on the other side of the wall.”
― Vera Valentine, Cold Sweat

“Omg!! They’re step siblings and he’s a sentient pitcher of punch!!”
― Vera Valentine, Cold Sweat

“DON’T send me videos of you “reenacting” anything here. I wish I didn’t have to say that but the success of Unhinged has forced me to create some new, baffling barriers. Also, DON’T reenact anything in here. This is fiction. Don’t put punch up your Georgia O’Keefe. Thanks.”
― Vera Valentine, Cold Sweat

“Jules, baby, your mom, let alone my dad, they have no idea how I have sex. Hell, he barely understands how I came to exist. We’ll just tell them that we tried to use the sauna and I tripped when the branch fell, and you helped me back up. Simple. Explains why there’s punch everywhere, right?”
― Vera Valentine, Cold Sweat

“My brows shot up as a hint of unmistakable cherry flavor trickled down my tongue a few minutes later, thick and syrupy and delicious.”
― Vera Valentine, Cold Sweat

“The white leather couch glowed with a spot of luminescent scarlet as light from the front door on the far end of the hall passed through my stepbrother.”
― Vera Valentine, Cold Sweat

“It all started when my mom took a “girls’ trip” with her stitch-and-bitch group out to the Bahamas two years ago.”
― Vera Valentine, Cold Sweat

“You’re a tight fit but you’re going to take it all, aren’t you? Gonna fill you up to the top…my good little cup…”
― Vera Valentine, Cold Sweat

“This was weird, my annoying stepbrother was being…kind?”
― Vera Valentine, Cold Sweat