Pumpkin Spice & Poltergeist Quotes

“Had she been relegated to an immortality of wearing the lesbian staple outfit of chunky shoes and cargo pants?”
― Ali K. Mulford, Pumpkin Spice & Poltergeist

“It was like I’d spent my whole life staring at the moon and she’d walked in with all of her sunshine. Now I was constantly seeking out her warmth, constantly turning toward the sun.”
― Ali K. Mulford, Pumpkin Spice & Poltergeist

“This is the gayest thing we’ve ever done, by the way,” she said. “Summoning me from the afterlife to have one more long talk about our feelings.”
― Ali K. Mulford, Pumpkin Spice & Poltergeist

“The moon drew me to you like the waves to the shore.”
― Ali K. Mulford, Pumpkin Spice & Poltergeist

“Well, cinnamon, clove, and ginger are used to ward off evil. At the beginning of the month, it’s customary to blow cinnamon across the threshold of your home for good luck and protection.” ”
― Ali K. Mulford, Pumpkin Spice & Poltergeist

“Did witches even date? Was she queer, or was she just magical? Although a lot of times, it felt like the same thing.”
― Ali K. Mulford, Pumpkin Spice & Poltergeist

“Summoning the ghost of my ex-girlfriend on the anniversary of our breakup wasn’t one of them. Yet here I was, drunk at three a.m. in a circle of salt.”
― Ali K. Mulford, Pumpkin Spice & Poltergeist

“This witch and I had gone on one single date and I was already ready to jump her bones. Fuck. Maybe I should book the U-Haul now . . .”
― Ali K. Mulford, Pumpkin Spice & Poltergeist

“You sound a little mad.”
― Ali K. Mulford, Pumpkin Spice & Poltergeist

“If you keep waking me up at five a.m., legend has it you won’t have to worry about me speaking to anyone,” I muttered.”
― Ali K. Mulford, Pumpkin Spice & Poltergeist