Preparation Quotes

“A four-million-year-old toddler.”
― Craig Zerf, Preparation

“Remember, with great power comes great responsibility. So, use them wisely. Ah ... just kidding. Go mad, shoot whatever you want.”
― Craig Zerf, Preparation

“Maybe they’ll be like Empire Stormtroopers, and just miss with every shot,”
― Craig Zerf, Preparation

“Someone's in there," he pointed at a closed door. "And they're alive. Human, I think." "We kick down door and smack him inna head." "Once again, your tactical nous astounds me." "Zog clever.”
― Craig Zerf, Preparation

“Pyroclasm (Level 25): subject can channel the power of a volcanic eruption, sending molten lava cascading down upon enemies, dealing massive damage over time.”
― Craig Zerf, Preparation

“you just went full Leeroy Jenkins,”
― Craig Zerf, Preparation

“you just went full Leeroy Jenkins," mumbled”
― Craig Zerf, Preparation

“What plan?" "Not sure," admitted Leo. "Any ideas?" "Yes, hit them inna face until heads come off." "That's not a bad plan, Zog. Simple, yet succinct." "Yes, Zog...”
― Craig Zerf, Preparation

“Come on, let's hump it.”
― Craig Zerf, Preparation

“If walk, long time, if run fast, not long time. If make camp and sleep, very, very long time. If run other way, never get there.”
― Craig Zerf, Preparation

“You know what a necromancer is?" "Yes. Bad man makes dead stinky things alive but not.”
― Craig Zerf, Preparation