Slap Shot Quotes

“The best part of my job is being in charge of entitled men who think they’re better than me because they have a dick.”
― Chelsea Curto, Slap Shot

“Of course I mean it. I’d go to war for your daughter. For you, too.” “Why?” she whispers, and I think of a hundred ways I can answer that question. Because I’m attracted to you. Because I’m determined to show you there are good men out there. Because it’s the bare minimum of what you deserve. Because I’m fucking falling in love with you, and I’d let you break my heart if that’s what you wanted. “Because y’all are mine.” I tuck a loose piece of hair behind her ear. “And I protect what’s mine.”
― Chelsea Curto, Slap Shot

“I love you, Mama. To the stars, the heavens, and beyond.”
― Chelsea Curto, Slap Shot

“We need to make him watch the ‘Juno’ positions clips and figure out which ones he likes.” Grant drops to the floor and thrusts into the rug. “Have you ever tried this one, Hud?”
― Chelsea Curto, Slap Shot

“He gives me a wave and flips his hat backward before walking toward us. Jesus Christ. Shit like that should be illegal for men to do in public.”
― Chelsea Curto, Slap Shot

“Women need to stick together. If we don’t lift each other up, who the hell will?”
― Chelsea Curto, Slap Shot

“How the fuck am I supposed to focus on hitting a goddamn puck when the man who divorced the woman I fucking love sits in the stands without getting a piece of my fucking mind?”
― Chelsea Curto, Slap Shot

“Probably a book with Clifford, since she’s six. G-Money Not as entertaining as the book I’m reading right now. There’s accidental cannibalism in it lol. Me I don’t want to know.”
― Chelsea Curto, Slap Shot

“I don’t have enough free time to be a murderer, and I saw how good you are with knives. I wouldn’t stand a chance against you.”
― Chelsea Curto, Slap Shot

“Hello, Lucy,” I speak and sign. Her mouth pops open and she scoots closer to me, looking at my hands then up at me. Madeline gasps, but I don’t let myself get distracted. “My name is Hudson. I have two dogs, Gus and Millie. My favorite food is a cheeseburger, and I play hockey.”
― Chelsea Curto, Slap Shot

“You’re going to be the death of me, Madeline. Please be gentle when you kill me.”
― Chelsea Curto, Slap Shot

“I swear the only thing hotter than a guy with a kid is a guy wearing a backward hat.”
― Chelsea Curto, Slap Shot

“I’m tired of books that claim the main characters don’t like each other. I want to see it. Give me a dagger to the throat,” Liam says, and Grant nods in agreement. “Pretty sure that could be considered assault,” Riley chimes in. “Not in dark romance it’s not,” Grant says. “That’s why I like that shit the most.” “Yeah, because stalkers are more believable than two people not liking each other,” I draw out.”
― Chelsea Curto, Slap Shot

“and every day I’m closer to selling pictures of my feet on the internet.”
― Chelsea Curto, Slap Shot

“Hey.” Maverick puts his arm around my shoulder. “You’re a catch, Huddy. Your person is out there, and you want to know the wildest fucking thing?” I huff. My breath comes out like a wisp of smoke, and I can’t wait to hear. “What?” “She’s trying to get to you right now. It’s just taking her a little while. Traffic, you know?” “Wow. That might be the deepest thing you’ve ever said, Mav.”
― Chelsea Curto, Slap Shot

“G-Money I think it’s cool the league is becoming more inclusive. First Emmy, now Lia? Fucking amazing.”
― Chelsea Curto, Slap Shot

“Piper makes me sound like a hero, when, really, I’m just treating people how I’d want to be treated. The right way to be treated, and that boils over to Madeline and Lucy too.”
― Chelsea Curto, Slap Shot

“I don’t add the other part. The admission that not a single woman has caught my eye, because I’ve been thinking about her lately. Nonstop, really. Wanting to touch her. Wanting to taste her. Wanting to wrap my arms around her and kiss her until she’s dizzy and forgets her name.”
― Chelsea Curto, Slap Shot

“Loving you is easier than anything I’ve ever done. It’s like breathing. Something that comes naturally, because I don’t have to think about it. You’re just… there. Perfect and wonderful and mine. Made for me, I think.”
― Chelsea Curto, Slap Shot

“I don’t think you’ll ever know how much it means to us that you did that, Hudson. I could visit a hundred different worlds and I’d never find someone as wonderful and kind as you.”
― Chelsea Curto, Slap Shot

“She looks at me straight on with big, beautiful eyes, and I feel the love radiating off of her. The love for her daughter. The love she has for me and the life we’ve built together, even if she’s not ready to say the words.”
― Chelsea Curto, Slap Shot

“I’d go to war for your daughter. For you, too.” “Why?” she whispers, and I think of a hundred ways I can answer that question. Because I’m attracted to you. Because I’m determined to show you there are good men out there. Because it’s the bare minimum of what you deserve. Because I’m fucking falling in love with you, and I’d let you break my heart if that’s what you wanted.”
― Chelsea Curto, Slap Shot

“I want him, in any way I can have him, because he’s the epitome of perfection. He’s magic and stardust and everything I’ve ever dreamed about when I let my cynical heart imagine falling for another man somewhere down the road. He makes me believe, and that’s not something I’ve done in a very long time.”
― Chelsea Curto, Slap Shot

“Every kind of emotion twists into a knot in my stomach with the plea in his ask. There’s gratitude and appreciation. Fear of giving over control and careful acceptance of having someone in my corner. I bob my head in a slow nod, ready to welcome the help I so desperately need.”
― Chelsea Curto, Slap Shot

“You remind me of her. She was the world’s best mom. And so are you.”
― Chelsea Curto, Slap Shot

“Hudson kissed me the other night, and it was the best kiss of my life. It was a full-body experience. Toe-curling. Heart-stopping. Goddamn magical.”
― Chelsea Curto, Slap Shot

“there’s something special about Hudson. It’s like he really wants to know you. Once you’re close with him, he has your back. He’ll do anything for you, no questions asked.”
― Chelsea Curto, Slap Shot

“There’s nothing special about me.” I frown. She’s not wrong about many things, but she’s wrong about that. Madeline Galloway is special, and I’m sad she’s been led to think otherwise.”
― Chelsea Curto, Slap Shot

“guess I am a romantic. I believe in soulmates and happily ever afters. One person for you kind of thing. I’ve always cared more about emotional attraction than physical attraction.”
― Chelsea Curto, Slap Shot

“I think this is going to be the start of a beautiful partnership.” She gives me another smile, a sly and coy one that does something to my chest. “I couldn’t agree more, hockey guy.”
― Chelsea Curto, Slap Shot