Demon Envy Quotes

“This sucks. You didn’t have to take chemistry or government or anything. And that is so unfair that she’s letting you take art.”
“It’s because I’m cute.”
“It’s because you brainwashed her.”
“Jealous?” he asked, waving his schedule back and forth in front of my face.
Like I was going to fall for that. “No.”
“Liar.”
Totally. But I’d never admit it.”
― Erin Lynn, Demon Envy

“Try to keep up with me,” he said very slowly, like I was a candidate for the short bus. “De-mon. Demon. Me demon, you teenage girl.”
― Erin Lynn, Demon Envy

“Have you ever had such a horrible day that you wondered why your mother didn’t just eat you at birth like a gerbil does and spare you the hassle?
We’ve all had days like that. I’ve had a lot of them—way more than my fair share if I want to be whiny about it (which I don’t because I try really hard not to be a whiner), but none can compare to the day I accidentally opened a demon portal with my zit cream.”
― Erin Lynn, Demon Envy

“Number four—world domination. Number five—always be myself. Number six—get a haircut. Number seven— convince Kenzie to fall in love with me, get married, and buy a minivan.” He rolled his eyes so far back it’s a wonder he didn’t lose them in his skull.
“Now who is being sarcastic?”
― Erin Lynn, Demon Envy

“My mother didn’t raise no fool.
She raised a chicken.”
― Erin Lynn, Demon Envy