Her Fake Blitz Quotes

“it was just temporary insanity. She had cock blindness. That had to be a thing, when you’re delusional over a smoking hot man. Yep, that’s what she had. But it was fine. He was almost out of her system.”
― Gia Stone, Her Fake Blitz

“Well, I went on a date with a chiropractor. Then I came home and had sex with a quarterback. And then he ruined it by forcing me to cuddle. That pretty much sums up the highlights.”
― Gia Stone, Her Fake Blitz

“Don’t push it. It’s tolerable. Kind of like a trip to the dentist. It’s not going to kill me but I’m not going to rush out and make another appointment.”
― Gia Stone, Her Fake Blitz

“You were going to give my jersey and your vibrator to charity? Good story, sweetheart. I can see why you’re a writer.” Alex tried to pull the shirt”
― Gia Stone, Her Fake Blitz