Faulty Quotes

“She’s close, Flurbo. Don’t stop.” Kyle coaches us through it.”
― Nicole Parker, Faulty

“Will you come to my bed again tonight? Like last night?” “Oo-tay.” “Fuck, Flurbo, does that mean yes?” “Yes.”
― Nicole Parker, Faulty

“My eyes shoot open. Not this shit again. I sit up to find the giant Flurbo dancing at the foot of my bed. I let out a groan. “Why this dream again? Why can’t it be something with a sexy alien with a huge peen?” I ask no one in particular.”
― Nicole Parker, Faulty