Painted Faces Quotes

“I might not have a boyfriend, but I have cupcakes, an those tasty bastards haven't let me down yet.”
― L.H. Cosway, Painted Faces

“It feels like nobody in the history of the world has loved another person as much as I love you. I love you so much it hurts. You make me smile, you make me laugh, you make me burn.”
― L.H. Cosway, Painted Faces

“We all paint on a face to show the world," Nicholas replies philosophically. "For some of us, that's quite literal.”
― L.H. Cosway, Painted Faces

“I want to ruin you Freda, in the best way possible.”
― L.H. Cosway, Painted Faces

“Every memory makes me who I am right now, in this moment. Good or bad, all experiences shape you.”
― L.H. Cosway, Painted Faces

“You've got a wonderful way with words, disgusting but wonderful.”
― L.H. Cosway, Painted Faces

“I belong to you. I've belonged to you since the beginning, since before I even knew that I did," he rambles. "I'll never hurt you again. I'd rather die than to hurt you”
― L.H. Cosway, Painted Faces

“You'll always be my friend, won't you Fred? Don't let me fuck this up. I need you in my life now. I need the golden eyed girl who can make me smile.”
― L.H. Cosway, Painted Faces

“I care about you more than I care about myself, Fred.”
― L.H. Cosway, Painted Faces

“I love him because he makes me laugh when I don't feel like laughing. I love him because he challenges my view of what a man is. I love him because I know I shouldn't love him and that he'll break my heart. I love him because he's a complete and total anomaly. I love him because I want to kill the sadness inside him more than I want anything else in the world.”
― L.H. Cosway, Painted Faces

“I like the him that's underneath the clothes and the painted face.”
― L.H. Cosway, Painted Faces

“No need to worry. The closest I've ever come to an STD was a kidney infection. I always put a raincoat on the little fella before heading into a storm.”
― L.H. Cosway, Painted Faces

“It's sad to think how humanity has been reduced to being more comfortable communing through the medium of a keyboard, rather than having a real life conversation.”
― L.H. Cosway, Painted Faces

“Sometimes we're cruellest to the ones we care about the most.”
― L.H. Cosway, Painted Faces

“You have sex on the brain twenty-four seven Viv. I think you might need therapy."
"Perhaps I do. Don't get me wrong I'm no Russell Brand, but I do have quite an avid interest in shagging.”
― L.H. Cosway, Painted Faces

“Bullies didn't care about the truth, they just wanted an easy target.”
― L.H. Cosway, Painted Faces

“The female need for true love is a fickle bitch. It forces itself into your life and shapes your actions, always driving you to find that one guy who'll love you unconditionally.”
― L.H. Cosway, Painted Faces

“You colour my world, Freda...”
― L.H. Cosway, Painted Faces

“You saw me, changed my life, made it better, and I’m completely fucking in love with you.”
― L.H. Cosway, Painted Faces

“You're a bit of an odd duck aren't you Freda,' she says, her glasses hanging too low on her nose. 'Quack,' I reply.”
― L.H. Cosway, Painted Faces

“In the world that exists inside my own head I am the perfect woman.”
― L.H. Cosway, Painted Faces

“Nicholas is gay, isn't he," she says, her voice dripping with dejection.

I shrug, again remembering his proposition from last night. "Not necessarily. The jury's still out. There's hope for a Christmas wedding yet," I tell her.”
― L.H. Cosway, Painted Faces

“If I had to pick two words to describe Edinburgh, I would tell you that it's majestic and beautiful. Really, really old, but somehow more alive than any other place I've ever been.”
― L.H. Cosway, Painted Faces

“Okay, this is messed up. I’m getting all hot and bothered over a man who’s more comfortable in make-up and a pair of heels that I am.”
― L.H. Cosway, Painted Faces

“If Edward Cullen had of been ugly I'm sure Bella Swan wouldn't have been quite so smitten with him coming into her bedroom to watch her sleep at night. We females can be strange, shallow creatures when the mood takes us.”
― L.H. Cosway, Painted Faces

“Well, how do I look?” he asks, turning his made up face from side to side. He looks like a really hot woman. It’s unsettling, but also titillating.
“If I was into girls, I’d do you,” I tell him honestly.
He leans forward conspiratorially. “Psst, I’ll let you in on a secret Fred,” he glances sheepishly from side to side. “I actually have a cock. Don’t tell anyone, it would ruin my reputation. But feel free to do me any time you want.”
― L.H. Cosway, Painted Faces

“She doesn't understand why I'd want to go by the name of some middle aged van driver when I could go by a pretty name like Freda. I told her I like to be economical with syllables.”
― L.H. Cosway, Painted Faces

“Who would have thought that a drag queen could be my ultimate male fantasy?”
― L.H. Cosway, Painted Faces

“This is astounding, amazing, so incredibly thrilling. Only today a world travelling cabaret performing drag queen took me out for lunch and named me as his new best friend. The idea plunges my black and white world into a vibrant techni-colour rainbow.”
― L.H. Cosway, Painted Faces

“The more the merrier, that’s what I always say. Except if it’s an orgy; you’ve got to be picky in matter of group sex.”
“Oh, I completely agree. You can never be too careful in a gang bang.”
“Sometimes you end up with too much gang and not enough bang,” says Nicholas.
“I’ve never had a taste for too much gang. I much prefer the latter,” I laugh.
“Ah, we have that in common then,” he replies in a low voice.”
― L.H. Cosway, Painted Faces