Alien Abduction Quotes

“And that’s when she noticed the freakiest thing. “Oh, my fucking god, you’ve been neutered!” “What?” he barked, planting his hands on his hips which drew even more attention to his crotch area—his ball-less crotch area. “Neutered, spayed or whatever the hell you call it when you’ve had your balls chopped off. Dear god, don’t tell me that’s how you aliens practice birth control?” Megan couldn’t help the horror that seeped into her voice. And he called humans barbaric. Wider and wider, his eyes grew, his throat working soundlessly. When he finally managed to utter something, it emerged a cross between a snort and laughter. “You are absolutely insane. What are you talking about?” “Your balls. You know, the two round things that hang under your dick. What happened to them?”
― Eve Langlais, Alien Abduction

“Big hands, big feet, big dick, let’s eat.”
― Eve Langlais, Alien Abduction

“She racked her brain, trying to see if she could remember how she might have ended up as a feature actress in a possible porn/snuff film. All she recalled after seeing the goblin with the lantern was slumping to the floor as gas filled the bus, suddenly exhausted, then waking to her current chilly dilemma. Sifting through the recent events, she put what she knew together and emerged with a startling conclusion. Bright lights, plus ugly green dudes plus a naked Louisa equaled alien abduction. And as everybody knew, aliens liked to conduct anal probes. Over my dead body!”
― Eve Langlais, Alien Abduction