Men Quotes

“Most men have at least once after a one night stand woken up next to someone other than whom they thought they went to bed with the night before. The fact that we just woke up next to a three hundred and fifty pound, buck-toothed, cross-eyed woman that hit every branch of the ugly tree she fell out of. The story afterward will always change what she looked like, and that is one secret we will take to our grave.”
― Stephen B. Fraser, Men: The Handbook